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Song Parodies -> "Euclidean Rhapsody (Scenes from a 10th grade math class)"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Euclidean Rhapsody (Scenes from a 10th grade math class)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I think this is much better than my other attempt at parodying this song
(The Math Teacher)

If you have three lines
And they're made equally
Put them together
Each angle is sixty degrees
Now it is time, to learn a new shape from me
It is a rhomboid, a quadrilat'ral, see
That it has four sides, on a plane, all their lengths, are the same
It is not a square since angles aren't ninety degrees

Shut up, I'm teaching here
Don't you people give a damn 'bout a parallelogram
Shut up, there's a syllabus
And now it seems that we are far behind
Shut up, you-oo-oo, tell me about transverse lines
And if you can't then you must serve detention
You don't know, You don't know, that's since you don't pay attention

Okay, the bell has rung
Sends feelings of relief, since we give each other grief
Goodbye, Everybody, it's time to go
Write down what I have assigned for you to do
C'mon, ooh, when we meet next time
Please try a bit to not drive me up the wall

I see a little slacker dozing in the back
Do your proofs, do your proofs, or I'll give you a zero

(Slacker Student)

Why'd you end my slumber for these shapes and numbers, teach?
Go away just go away just go away from me right now
Leave me alone. I'm just a slacker and I don't like thinking

(Other Students)

He's just a boy who wants to snore lazily
Don't make this guy do his geometry

( Slacker Student)

All this math is a bore. Will you let me snore?


I mean it! No, I will not let you doze
I mean it! I will not let you doze
I mean it! I will not let you doze
Will not let you doze
Will not let you doze

( Slacker Student)

C'mon teacher let me doze


You lazy bum! Please do something I assigned for once, for once, for once!


So you think you can scream and yell at your students
The whole school was disrupted by your imprudence
You're fired, yeah that's right you are fired
You gotta leave now, get out of here ASAP


If I had my tenure, then I would still teach
If I had my tenure
Things would be much better for me

Would you like that to go?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 36

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   1
 4   6
 5   28

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Yoness - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you got a little screwed on the voting - I though this was great! The rhyming was outstanding ,('Donít you people give a damn 'bout a parallelogram'). Pacing was pretty good too. Three 5's from this guy.
Michael Pacholek - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
(Ax + By) * Cz = Funny to the 10th power!
Dotcom - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome parody. I'm in a 10th grade math class and this parody is so true! Great job! very funny!
walrus - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
This is an awesome parody and I can definently relate to it. Math sucks. Way to go!
Chris Pollman - April 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Awsome parody! I agree, I hate math.
different sort of freak & Pheonix - April 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoever invented math should shot.... Anyway, I loved this! It was hilarious! And of course, I can relate, just like evey other kid between the ages of 13-19 Pheonix-i agree
Gen - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I just finished 9th grade, but I was in Honors Geometry, so I can relate. Yuck. Anyway, this was great! I was playing the song and singing it and it actually went along with it. Great job!
..... - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
lol. I'm in 7th grade accelarated math and I somehow scraped throught with a B- even though I had failed quite a few tests.... hehe not the greatest math genius.
... - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm in college.
Charlie Decker - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, good old 10th grade Math last year...very nice parody, you got me shootin' straight fives today. - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
The "E" round is, apparently, for "Educational." I particularly liked the first three stanzas, "E"-thang. And the parallelogram line is one of the best "E"ver.
Meriadoc - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Agree totally with Spaff about the first 3 and the parallelo-whatsis! :-)
Paul Robinson - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) - Ethan, sharp job. 5's. School parodies give me the willies - flash-backs of how gawd-awful bored and ready to be through with it I was. And I really hated "proofs" in math. I just couldn't see the point and liked to skip steps 'cause I thought they were so obvious they didn't need mentioning. Didn't go over well with the Teachers.
Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I've only just realized what the punchline means... but I'm pretty certain I gave it 5s first time round, anyway. :-)
Adagio - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really good, Ethan!! 5's
Johnny D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Brilliant, Ethan, 5's.
Agrimorfee - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)455 from me, reminded me of my Algebra Teacher...brrr. This theme is sorta like my entry, in a rock-opera kind of way.
Rick D - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I hated math. I was actually a chemistry major once, but the math killed me. That and having to work for a living.
Peregrin - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Some great wordplay in there Ethan
Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great. Early in my travels through the Es, this might get my vote to break the current 5-way tie for first!
MysteryGoat - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad, although I do have to say, it goes a lot better with "Weird Al's" Bohemian Polka.
neminem - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
That. Was. Great. I've only read about half the contest songs, but I think this one's going to win. And yes, I also hated geometry, though I love math in general, especially the kind that only involves manipulating numbers, and leaves the proving up to the mathematicians.
Claude Prez - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Coulda swore I commented on this when it came out but I guess not. Anyway, some great stuff in there; well done.
martha - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
excellent stuff ... very funny and great pacing......
2nz - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I wasn't in the competition, but I coulda sworn I voted on this earlier. Great job, Ethan. The first half was particularly tight, and the last line ended it very well. 5's

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