-> "Euclidean Rhapsody (Scenes from a 10th grade math class)"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Euclidean Rhapsody (Scenes from a 10th grade math class)"
The Lyrics
(The Math Teacher)
If you have three lines
And they're made equally
Put them together
Each angle is sixty degrees
Now it is time, to learn a new shape from me
It is a rhomboid, a quadrilat'ral, see
That it has four sides, on a plane, all their lengths, are the same
It is not a square since angles aren't ninety degrees
Shut up, I'm teaching here
Don't you people give a damn 'bout a parallelogram
Shut up, there's a syllabus
And now it seems that we are far behind
Shut up, you-oo-oo, tell me about transverse lines
And if you can't then you must serve detention
You don't know, You don't know, that's since you don't pay attention
Okay, the bell has rung
Sends feelings of relief, since we give each other grief
Goodbye, Everybody, it's time to go
Write down what I have assigned for you to do
C'mon, ooh, when we meet next time
Please try a bit to not drive me up the wall
I see a little slacker dozing in the back
Do your proofs, do your proofs, or I'll give you a zero
(Slacker Student)
Why'd you end my slumber for these shapes and numbers, teach?
Go away just go away just go away from me right now
Leave me alone. I'm just a slacker and I don't like thinking
(Other Students)
He's just a boy who wants to snore lazily
Don't make this guy do his geometry
( Slacker Student)
All this math is a bore. Will you let me snore?
(Teacher)
I mean it! No, I will not let you doze
I mean it! I will not let you doze
I mean it! I will not let you doze
Will not let you doze
Will not let you doze
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
( Slacker Student)
C'mon teacher let me doze
(Teacher)
You lazy bum! Please do something I assigned for once, for once, for once!
(Principal)
So you think you can scream and yell at your students
The whole school was disrupted by your imprudence
You're fired, yeah that's right you are fired
You gotta leave now, get out of here ASAP
(Teacher)
If I had my tenure, then I would still teach
If I had my tenure
Things would be much better for me
Would you like that to go?
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