-> "Sweets: Stupid Tooth-Wise"
Original Song Title:
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sweets: Stupid Tooth-Wise"
The Lyrics
I'm giving up the joints
Since after one it's for sure
I'll be hungry
Incisors hurt, they're plaque-y
They're less white than brown
From my munchies
No more s'mores, no more pies
No more chunky bars
No baking tarts
I'll never munch on M&M's
They melt and rot my gums, sure
Can't taste, the rainbow
Won't let molasses find a
Quick way into my mouth
It won't be easy
No dessert, when I dine
No more mallomars
And cake stays far
Telling myself avoid the sweets now
Cause my teeth are almost dying
My mouth is clean like goats are blue
I guess that I'd better get to a dentist
I'll have pork, that is fine
Just no simple carbs
And that is hard
I heard one time that elephants
Will die when they're teethless
I'm glad I'm human
Feeling the rotting after
The sweets that I said
I'm not having
No more s'mores, no more pie
No more mallomars
And cake stays far
No more baking tarts
No more baking tarts
No more baking tarts
I hate seeing
Sundaes that I cannot chew
I'm feeling really blue
New cake's warm and
Placed upon the table nearby
Making me want to cry
I can't help it I want Twix
Gingivitis pains me
I have horrid gum disease
I'm trying so hard
Not to lose a tooth
I've got a question
If they all fall out today
What will I have to chew?
Well, I'm done eating
Thirsty but soda ain't
Good if I want to chew
Mouth x-ray is scary
Truly it's in shambles
Sugar's sweet, but it eats
Up all my enamel
Choices were inane cause
Ding Dongs made my tooth die
Now I need, some surgery
Have to extract enamel
Dentist demands dentures
Drilling, drugs sedating
Novacaine, no more pain
Feeling hazy
Slipping into sleep, I'm dreaming of dentistry
Slipping into sleep, I'm dreaming of dentistry
Que lastima, me despertaba.
Dentista, tuvo un infarto
Tengo dos dientes en mi lengua
Alguien tiene que llamar el hospital
How can I help I barely can talk right now
I'd like to know is anyone else in here
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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