Put my skates on
And I went on the ice
For a while
Everything was nice
Then some big fat guy
Barreled into me
I hit my head on the ice

And that's about the time that everything went black
Of my memory there was a lack
There a lot of things I did not know
Like what is an amnesiac?
Could not even say my name
What's my name again?
What's my name again?

Later on, i got my memory
And I found, the guy who leveled me
I said I'm suing him
And I'd see him in court
And then he punched me in the face

And that's about the time that everything went black
Of me memory there was a lack
I should really learn to shut my mouth
And what the hell is holding back?
My friends say I should know my name
What's my name again?
What's my name again?

And that about the time i got a welt
And did not quite know how cat was spelled
Although once I won a spelling bee
Please tell me where I put me belt
My friends say I should know my name
What's my name again?

And that's about the time that I was called a freak
Since I got two concussions in a week
They think that I like crashing into walls
My luck this week has just been small
And twice I just forgot my name
What's my name again?
What's my name again?