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Song Parodies -> "Floored Some Pushers Of Weed"

Original Song Title:

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Floored Some Pushers Of Weed"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

i gotta hurry up if i want to have any chance of beating Phil to 300... but this parody wasn't rushed and i hope i don't resort to doing that
I was tried, wasn't fair
Cell block three, now I'm scared

Law has a long arm
Should have never left the farm
Bunking with that Bubba
Who thinks I have charm

Locked inside a cell
With a terrible smell
When's my pardon comin'?
When guys freeze in hell, oh well

Reading and then eating
And then beatings from that brute
Well, he misses mother
But that's no excuse

Someone, anyone
Help me to leave
Lunatic residents
Bother me, yeah yeah

I just made some monsters, pay for crime
Now I'm stuck and, doing time

Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns

Group wash, can be such
A big pain in the butt, yeah

Why are Bill Gates, Kenneth Lay,
Pinochet, free?
They caused harm to many
More people than me

Killer queens, maiming fiends
Near me for lunch
Pete, Gene, Zach, Kareem
What a bunch, what a, what a bunch

This modern Jack the Ripper
Backs officials
Cracking down on drugs
But I'm not a killer I just
Knock out pothead thugs

Someone, anyone
Help me to leave
Lunatic residents
Bother me, yeah yeah

Lifting makes me sore

How'd I make the
Judge so mad?
Man I wish I
Had a badge


Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns

My god, six more years
Filled with dread, I need beer

What should this teach us?
Do not get caught
Body aches, I just fought

Do you hate pushers?
I surely do

Made some monsters, pay for crime
Now I'm stuck and, doing time


Floored some pushers of weed
About eighty one
Floored some pushers of weed
One still hasn't got up
Floored some pushers of weed
All girls without guns

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Diva - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Anyone that puts forth time and effort deserves better than ones! I thought you did a great job!
Adagio - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job on this!!
Jan Unwin - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Group wash...pain in butt. LOL 5-5-5
Meriadoc - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I had some problems with the pacing (I couldn't locate lines 9 and 10 in the original song, even after 3 listens), but a very good overall effort and quite funny!
ethan - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks merry and everyone else... unless we're thinking of a different lines nine and ten it should correspond to "demolition woman can i be your man, your man"
Melhi - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Ethan!
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
For this you get 555 to life!
Agrimorfee - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)444
Meriadoc - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I was able to follow it a bit better this time...the first 6 lines are that indecipherable mumbling they do at the beginning of the song, right? :-)
Johnny D - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Heavy duty, Ethan, heavy duty.......you don't mess around!
MysteryGoat - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not one too fuss about pacing, mostley because i don't care. But I had trouble following this one. Shoot i have trouble following the original, but anyway, funny song I just can't play the original at the same time.
Adagio - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good job you did on the parody!
martha - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
seriously imaginative piece of work ... very good .....5s
2nz - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You've got a gift for doing narrative parodies that tell a story. Quite good.
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hot! Sticky sweet!

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