I can't seem to go anyplace
If you think we should stay
If feel like I'm in a sack race
Like every single day

I can't stand you
But we'll stand too
Close for our whole lifetime
Too close constantly

You keep on standing next to me
But you're not my friend
We should go for surgery
To make this torture end

Sure it's risky
But I'm sick of
Your know-it-all statements
And slow moving feet

It's annoying that
I'm never alone
And you listen when I'm talking on the telephone
And I've got your back
Stuck to my torso
I feel that you should know
You're such a nuisance, bro
I wish that you
Would go

I'm not freaky
What are they staring for?
Something's leaking
From the nose that is yours
And you are eating
Something that smells real poor
I ain't you, but we're stuck to-
Gether that's too much of you
Boo-hoo
I'm stuck with you

A klutz is what you really are
You trip over my feet
Learned this stinky fact today
Can't afford to pay to separate

I can't stand you
But we'll stand too
Close for our whole lifetime
Too close constantly

It's annoying that
I'm never alone
And you listen when I'm talking on the telephone
And I've got your back
Stuck to my torso
I feel that you should know
You're such a nuisance, bro

I'm not freaky
What are they staring for?
Something's leaking
From the nose that is yours
And you are eating
Something that smells real poor
I ain't you, but we're stuck to-
Gether that's too much of you
Boo-hoo
I'm stuck with you

It's annoying that
I'm never alone
And you listen when I'm talking on the telephone
And I've got your back
Stuck to my torso
I feel that you should know
You're such a nuisance, bro
I wish that you
Would go

I'm not freaky
What are they staring for?
Something's leaking
From the nose that is yours
And you are eating
Something that smells real poor
I ain't you, but we're stuck to-
Gether that's too much of you
Boo-hoo
I'm stuck with you