Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Through Bowser's Isles"

Original Song Title:

"A thousand Miles"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanessa Carlton

Parody Song Title:

"Through Bowser's Isles"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

A tribute to Super Mario 3... one of the greatest games ever. This song - which was started about 90 minutes ago - is supposed to be sung by Mario in a one player game
Making my way through grass
Hoping I will
Not get killed
Trying to pass

I am very sure that
Everybody in
Front of me
Wants me dead

And I keep going
Through that danger
And I wonder
If I could find
A raccoon suit
To make me fly
Would I be cute?
Cause you know I'd walk through Bowser's Isles
So that I could save you... princess

Although its hard to breathe
Because I need to
I will go through
A real dangerous sea

I'm afraid of the squid
And the giant fish
Which I think
Is gonna eat me

But I keep going
Through that danger
And now I wonder
If I could shoot
The fish with fire
Would that fill you
Up with desire?
Oh, Cause you know I'd swim through Bowser's Isles
So someone would save you... princess

And I, I, just died for you again
I, I, fell in a giant hole
I,I, still have fifty more lives
I'll, need them all...

Making my way through clouds
Not killed by thwomp
Or fire chomp
I hope you're proud

Then through a world of ice
Then one of plants
Then after that
I don't know

But I keep going
Through that danger
And now I wonder
If I could help set you free
Then would you spend some time with me?
Cause you know I'd walk through Bowser's Isles
So that I could save you...

If I could find
A raccoon suit
To make me fly
Would I be cute?
Cause you know I'd walk through Bowser's Isles
So that I could save you...
So that I could see you... Princess


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 49

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 4
 3
 
 2   4
 2
 2
 
 3   9
 11
 10
 
 4   16
 8
 10
 
 5   16
 24
 24
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Little Lion - February 11, 2003 - Report this comment
totally awesome!
Nax - March 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good
WhizkidF - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I like Nintendo parodies,just like yours.
T.J. Spindler - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
If I could give, you a good score, I'd give you one better, than 4,4,4! 'Cause I gave you a 5,5,5 'Cause this parody was funny!
Ed, Edd and Eddy - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Double D . Yes Ed . If I could walk through Bowser's isles I'd get a chicken suit 2 thumbs up P.S. I am really Christian Spindler T.J.'s brother T.J.'s REAL name is Torey
Ed, Edd and Eddy - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Double D . Yes Ed . If I could walk through Bowser's isles I'd get a chicken suit 2 thumbs up P.S. I am really Christian Spindler T.J.'s brother T.J.'s REAL name is Torey. Hi! I'm Eddy! If Iwere a millionare, I'd give this a million bucks. Hello! I'm Edd! If I weren't an animated being, and I wasn't stuck in this stupid! television!!!!!! I'm T.J.!
I love you - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
i love you EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
softball playa - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
it is hillarious im a big original nintendo fan and thats my favorite game on there
PizzaGuy4God - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Kid... You got some talent there.... I'm a nintendo player from Old Skool, and I really like that. Keep it up! Z. David

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/vanessacarlton0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 645