-> "Vampire Threatening Somebody"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Tell Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Vampire Threatening Somebody"
The Lyrics
You smell like Dan and Tom and Joe... yummy
It will take just one bite in the still of the night then you will see like me
I'm white like paste there is no time to waste I need your life to breathe
Guess I shouldn't have said that I crave blood that is red guys don't like the undead
Guess I'll surprise you and fly as a bat
Through your window you'll never get away
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
Don't think that garlic will make me really sick I made myself immune
One cop tried to arrest me so I bit his chest well he was such a buffoon
My heart's protected by plates that stakes can't penetrate through your plans are ruined
My teeth and my cape mean you can't escape except to the moon
Sure I could follow you there and then back if I wanted, but that is insane
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
The extra fat you could not burn will disappear like what you've learned
After tests are over with yeah this is great
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
Overjoyed like me
I grab life by the throat constantly
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