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Song Parodies -> "Leeches on Me"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Leeches on Me"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

It was painful, with a twisted
Ankle, but now this is
An insane, outdated cure
Well my health plan expired
At the moment I got fired
This is all I can afford

Feel... ing like I might pass out
Cause I'm bleeding half to death, I've got to shout

Owwwwwwwwwww
They steal my source of life and I don't have the strength to walk
I'm lucky I can talk
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Now I think about the simpsons this is worse than Dr. Nick
It really makes me sick
All the leeches, leeches, leeches on me
All the leeches, leeches, leeches on me

Things just ain't right, they bite
They are yucky, and they're sucky
And they won't get off of me
This practice is horrific
I heard this was scientific
In the 18th century

Feel... ing like I might pass out
My ankle's more swollen now what's that about?

Owwwwwwwwwww
They steal my source of life and I don't have the strength to walk
I'm lucky I can talk
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Now I think about the simpsons this is worse than Dr. Nick
It really makes me sick
All the leeches, leeches, leeches on me
All the leeches, leeches, leeches on me

I want to go to somewhere my government hates
Cuba is communist
But their medicine is first rate
Also I wouldn't have to pay

So how are they still not finished
It has been 8 or 9 minutes
This is pure harm
Since I just bleeeeeeeeeeeeed

Owwwwwwwwwww
They steal my source of life and I don't have the strength to walk
I'm lucky I can talk
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Now I think about the simpsons this is worse than Dr. Nick
It really makes me sick
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Is this some sort of trick?
Owwwwwwwwwwww
I wish that I could pick
Off the leeches, leeches, leeches on me
Awful leeches, leeches, leeches on me

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is grrreat, E-thang! Where ya been?
smeagolsarrived - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This is rather bad. Sure, it kinda meets the original but thats about all. Tell me have you ever even been bitten by a leech> cuz leeches don't bite. They suck blood. I'ts painless. Next time i advise you don't make crap up before you write songs. That is all i have to say.
Grace - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Shut up smeagolsarrived, this was well written and very funny. Who cares if it's painless or not! This was written exceptionally well. Great Job!

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