Now the tape is completed
And you think it is time to eject it
That thought must be defeated
Or from you cash will be collected
And this is how you rewind me This is how you rewind me
Press the backwards arrows
This is how you rewind me
Press the backwards arrows

Before you flat out ignore me now
I really wish you would try to see how
It simply is not nice
To make someone else rewind me twice
And I won't leave you alone
'till you answer yes to my question
The five words that I ask
Are
Did you press the button?
You, you, you, did not
You you you did not

Well by now you should not be here
Why you still haven't rewound
I just can not tell
But one thing is really clear
You don't learn things the first time
Around too well
And this is how you rewind me
Press the backwards arrows
And this is how you rewind me
Press the backwards arrows

It's not like I haven't told you
Many times so now I'll scold you
You're quite bad and naughty
For not doing what you ought, see
I've asked you, more than once
But you still refuse to listen
I would've stopped bothering you
If
You had pressed the button
You, you, still have not
You, you, still have not
You, you, still have not
You, you, still have not

If I ask you for a third time
Maybe you'll listen to
What I am saying
And this is how you rewind me
This is how you rewind me

This is how you rewind me
Press the backwards arrows
This is how you rewind me
Press the backwards arrows

This is taking much too long
You should not be here for the entire song
It's really astounding
That you still have not rewound me
I'm done now, I give up
Except for a little more begging
That you do what I ask
And
You must press the button

Please, please,
Go and press the button
Why can't
You just press the button
Right now
Go and press the button
Please please
Just do it.