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Song Parodies -> "Get That Jerk (George Bush) Out of Office"

Original Song Title:

"Dirt Off Your Shoulder"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Get That Jerk (George Bush) Out of Office"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

That buffoon convinced the whole world to hate us
If he loses we're all winners
Let's stop the intro and get to the song

We are near the election so let's make sure Bush is voted out
Send him to Texas make sure Bush is voted out
He is more mean than Xena but like Lucy's he's lawless
We've gotta get that jerk out of office

He thinks he owns the whole world since he was picked by the court
Using our muscle to steal, oil from foreign ports
Failed at owning sports, Same goes for controlling wars
Common people have no say, just rich corporate sorts
Like that shady Dick Chaney, who's tight with Halliburton
And holds meetings in secret, when in public he's cursin
Because Senator Leahy, called him out on his actions
Yet Dubya claims to be moral, support from Christian right factions
But Dubya's Christians are missin the true message of Christ,
A progressive man who clashed with right-wing types
And he wouldn't like corrupt guys who fight against rights
Four more years under Dubya would be darkness not light



We are near the election so let's make sure Bush is voted out
Send him to Texas make sure Bush is voted out
He is more mean than Xena but like Lucy's he's lawless
We've gotta get that jerk out of office

Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office



Poor soldiers, heard there are more dead, in a war that was over
15 months in the past, at least that is what they told us
Dubya's like an explosive, just a force of destruction
Both abroad and at home, but lots of millionaires love him
He'd fight fifty-two wars at once if he had his way
Villain to all of us who have half a brain
Miniscule heart like the grinch who ruined the day
When Christmas trees here go up, not where humans stay
And get their homes wrecked thanks to Double U
He's a flippy floppy dunce, he said he'd never go to
Nation build then he sends troops to Baghdad from Kabul
And with four more years he might blow up Algiers



We are near the election so let's make sure Bush is voted out
Send him to Texas make sure Bush is voted out
He is more mean than Xena but like Lucy's he's lawless
We've gotta get that jerk out of office

Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office

His great plan for the future will send us back to the past
What's left of FDR's deal would be thrown in the trash
So the rich will get richer while the rest break their backs
If you're missing your freedom thank the Patriot Act
With help from Bill O'Reilly the Bill of Rights
Is neglected except for number two, surprising
This Bush is burning, with fire for fighting
He'd take on the whole world, wow that's frightening
We're the United States, but he made us divided like some plates
I think that Shrub likes the foreign hate
He's the pits like in cherries, makes me blue like the berries
So his term will be over we should vote for john kerry


We are near the election so let's make sure Bush is voted out
Send him to Texas make sure Bush is voted out
He is more mean than Xena but like Lucy's he's lawless
We've gotta get that jerk out of office


Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office
Get that jerk out of office

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 25

Voting Breakdown

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Jonathan C. - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Bad news, Ethan. Looks like Bush is gaining some distance between himself and Kerry. But there's still 2 more months to go for him to blow it, so don't give up hope.
Mr X - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Was the pacing really that bad?
dude - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
pacing wasn't that bad, Bush supporters can't count very high
Mr X - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Obviously. >roll eyes<

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