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Song Parodies -> "In My Bed"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"In My Bed"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This is not a true story but it's supposed to take place when i was in high school. Ethan is my real first name. The lines credited to my mother don't correspond to the original song but i felt they are a necessary introduction. There's no rule against adding an extra spoken line in the beginning, is there?
(My mom - yelling)

What do you think you're doing? You're going to miss the bus

(Me)

Whole, whole, whole, whole,
Whole, Whole, Whole body
It is aching
I'm gon' complain since I am aching
I'm in a lot of pain since I am aching
And my nose is extremely stuffed
And I am aching

I've been lying in my bed, pillow by my head
My tummy is feeling rough so please bring me soup and bread
I will be getting up like you're into eating lead
My illness is quite dread and I'm lucky I'm not dead

I've been lying in my bed, pillow by my head
My tummy is feeling rough so please bring me soup and bread
I'm into getting up if you're into eating lead
My illness is quite dread and I'm lucky I'm not dead

When I woke up today, my head started to throb
And you know how I feel? Like I'm a zombie like Rob
Now you see my awful state, you know I can't do a job
Like rolling out of my bed, me go to school? Ha ha ha
I feel worse than you can possibly realize
I am exhibit A of what you do not want to feel like
What I have is the flu, so I'm aching like I just ran a lot
And compared to me Hell just does not seem all that hot
Why are you talking crazy, saying šEthan you're fineš
You trying to say something funny or are you blind?
I'm sicker than before since you're doubting and not helping
If you can't be of use I'll never become healthy
I know I missed the bus, don't drive me it's alright
Like I've said constantly I am sick with this blight
My body is still aching a lot, and I'm gonna sneeze
I'm begging you that you have got to let me stay home please

I've been lying in my bed, pillow by my head
My tummy is feeling rough so please bring me soup and bread
I will be getting up like you're into eating lead
My illness is quite dread and I'm lucky I'm not dead

My nose, my throat, also my toes
They hurt me oh so very much
My ribs, my ears, my eyes, my thighs
They hurt me a lot as well, I am in pain

My temperature, it seems you want to take it
Thermometer? My fever's so high that I would break it
Please stay back, please stay far, don't want to get you sick
I'm not gonna eat breakfast since I'm feeling much too sick
At this point I'm contagious, it could spread from breath
If you would like to be sick, then come by my bed
Now my head's on fire, like there's ovens cooking there
All I ask is for a glass of water, put on my chair
You should bring me five of them to last until you get back home
Also hold your breath so you don't get what causes me to fret and moan
And you should not try to call since I can't reach the phone
Cause of where I'm gonna be

I'll be lying in my bed, pillow by my head
My tummy is feeling rough I can't even handle bread
I will be getting up like you're into eating lead
My illness is quite dread and I'm lucky I'm not dead

Oh good now she is gone and I can go watch TV right now
And then I'll finish my project, that last night I forgot about
I fooled Her!

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Tone-Def - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
maybe i shouldve waited until i heard this son more than once before parodying it (its not so big in spain yet and i dont get to listen to music much don't ask how i'm writing so many songs lately since i don't know)
MC Budder - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Sam's Club is way better den this trash man! Whoever readin this scoot down a couple of songs and look at Sam's Club by the 1and only MC Budder! Dat's da truth
Large Bheezy - May 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yo I was helpin MC Budder wrire Sam's Club and that song kills this one. Budder Time Records 4 sho!!!!
Alicia - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
4 sho? dat's da truth? yes i'm sure your writing skills are impeccable
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Some really great substitutes for the original lyrics and a clever theme. 555
Steaver370 - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad.

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