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Song Parodies -> "Round And Round"

Original Song Title:

"Round And Round"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ratt

Parody Song Title:

"Round And Round"

Parody Written by:

Mark Rakes

The Lyrics

Well, I've been drinking again tonight. I started thinking about writing another parody, and decided to give it a shot. This is the result.This one's a parody of "Round And Round" from Ratt. It's about a guy who blows a date by being late for it, and winds up "being with himself"....and loving it! ... lolAnd noooo, this isn't about my night tonight...heh...My wife was here with me ;-)I hope you like it!
I had a date, but I was late
She went instead to someone else's bed
Loosened my belt, abused myself
I got my way with myself instead
Is there a way to make her stay
With someone else, I wanna do me again
It's not enough, never enough
Feel no shame, I said

I knew right from the beginning
That I would end up winnin'
I knew right from the start
I had the key to my own heart

Round and round
Well I came cum again, just give it time
Round and round
It feels so great to masterbate
I'll tell you why

Dig

Lookin' at me, lookin' at me
The mirror shows, I love the looks of me
I shine real bright, I'm outta sight
My future's made, I'm gonna do me tonight
Like Romeo to Romeo
Time and time, I'm gonna make me mine
It's not enough, never enough
Feel no shame, I said

I knew right from the beginning
That I would end up winnin'
I knew right from the start
I had the key to my own heart

Round and round
Well I came cum again, just give it time
Round and round
It feels so great to masterbate
I'll tell you why
Yeah!

Solo

I had a date, but I was late
She went instead to someone else's bed
Loosened my belt, abused myself
I got my way with myself instead

Round and round
Well I came cum again, just give it time
Round and round
It feels so great to masterbate
I'll tell you why
Round and round
Well I came cum again, just give it time, time, time, time
Round and round
It feels so great to masterbate
I'll tell you why, why, why, why
Round and round
ęCopyright 2003, Mark Rakes Link to the audio of this parody

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Wild Man - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoah! ................................I'll never date again.
Wild Man - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoaaa..........................................I'll never date again! ;-)

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