Song Parodies -> Breaking the Sabbath

Original Song Title:

"Breaking the Habit"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

  
Parody Song Title:

"Breaking the Sabbath"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Saraco

A heartfelt plea against religious fundamentalism... or just a song parody. Dedicated to the Lincoln Park Jewish Center, which is a real place in New Jersey or New York or something... I saw it on a road trip once.
Seems so absurd
I'm spitting in the dirt
They say I'm doing work again
Hearing their Word
I don't seem to be heard
They're calling me a jerk again

I don't want to be the one
That battles all these Jews
'Cause in here I live in fear
Of all of their taboos

I won't allow this yamaca
To cover up my head
I don't know why I stay out late
And don't eat motza bread
I don't know who picked Saturday
And why it's not alright
So I'm
Breaking the sabbath
Tonight

Eating my yeast
I desecrate the Feast
I've fallen from their grace again
My food is greased
My hunger is released
Don't wanna see my face again

I don't want to be the one
That battles all these Jews
'Cause in here I live in fear
Of all of their taboos

I won't allow this yamaca
To cover up my head
I don't know why I stay out late
And don't eat motza bread
I don't know who picked Saturday
And why it's not alright
So I'm
Breaking the sabbath
Tonight

I'm painting on the walls
So I'm the one at fault
I do believe in God
But not the synagogue

I won't allow this yamaca
To cover up my head
I still don't have the courtesy
To eat unleavened bread
I don't know where I got this ham
I'll never see the light
So I'm
Breaking the sabbath
Breaking the sabbath
Tonight
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neminem - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Just great. So relevant.
BiGdUdE111 - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
that was a really funny parody and i mean it you did a good job on it so i rated it straight 5s
wrong jingle bells look it up - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
dude that is pretty cool keep it up and try the motza bread it is good
DeepFriedCornpuffs - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I love this one! I cracked up the first time I read it! xD

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