Song Parodies -> Rock You, Sock You, Pick You Up & Drop You!

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

Original Performer:

Queen

  
Parody Song Title:

"Rock You, Sock You, Pick You Up & Drop You!"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

When I was younger, my campmate with no name, taught me how to sing a song on the bus called "Rock You, Sock You, Pick You Up & Drop You" on the way to Camp Winnebago in Rockford, Illinois.
Buddy, you're a boy makin' big noise
playing on the street
gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on your face
your big disk breaks
you got a two turntables and a microphone

We will, we will rock you, sock you
Pick you up and drop you
Flush you down the toilet
I hope you'll enjoy it!

Buddy, yoú're young man hard man
shoutin' on the streets
gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on your face
your big disk breaks
you gotta tut-tut-tut on the microphone

We will, we will rock you, sock you
Pick you up and drop you
Flush you down the toilet
I hope you'll enjoy it!

Buddy, you're an old man poor man
pleading with your eyes
gonna make you some peace some day
you got mud on your face
your big disk breaks
I'll slap slap slap on Michael's head

We will, we will rock you, sock you
Pick you up and drop you
Flush you down the toilet
I hope you'll enjoy it!
We will, we will rock you, sock you
Pick you up and drop you
Flush you down the toilet
I hope you'll enjoy it!
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Pat - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good!!
different sort of freak - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, I remember this version from when I was a little kid too!
Rachelle - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
i sucked~! I hopy you dont go into the musuc duisness>
not gonna tell my name - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
i remember this song when i was little and the boys in my class started singing it then i got the idea and beat them(i memorized the whole song before them) all they knew was "we will we will rock you sock you"
Not Telling - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
i've known this song since first grade! still, it was pretty good, i guess.
? - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
People were singing it at my school
nevermind1534 - February 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I remember this from elementary school

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