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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)"

Parody Written by:

Deuce

The Lyrics

(Teach it to me Yoda) Mmm, Mmm
(Teach it to me Yoda) Mmm, Mmm
(Teach it to me Yoda) Mmm, Mmm
All my students say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi.

A long, long time ago,
In a galaxy far away
There was this dude named Yoda
Whose skin was greenish-gray
He may live in a swamp,
With an awkward training course
He may be real short,
But man, he can use the force!

Do or do not, there is no try
Luke used to be a farm boy but now he's a Jedi
If Jedi's what your of, you shall not know love
It clouds your mind, it clouds your mind.
If you're not thinkin' straight, evil is your fate.
Fear leads to anger and anger leads to hate.
The world needs more like him,
So, hey, hey, say that backwards thing!

(Teach it to me Yoda) Mmm, Mmm
(Teach it to me Yoda) Mmm, Mmm
(Teach it to me Yoda) Mmm, Mmm
All the Sith Lords say I'm pretty fly (for a Jedi)

You know when Luke first met him,
He stole one of his snacks
But that all worked out fine
Now he's riding on Luke's back.
Now cruising through the swampland, he passes Yoda's hut,
He thinks to himself
"I'm gonna kick some Sith Lord butt!"

His mother was the queen
But we know that she is dead
His father was a Jedi, but he's messed up in the head
They say that Luke's their last chance
'Cause he can use the force
But in his own mind
He's still a dork, of course!

My, my, my, he's one weird Jedi
Luke used to be annoying but now he's one cool guy.
He'll fight a man whose bad, who really is his dad
"You? No way! You? No way!"
So if you can't maintain, just try to take the pain.
At least you'll realize your father is insane.
The world needs Jedi Knights
The world's running outta Jedi Knights
So let's get some more Jedi Knights
And hey, hey, do that force lift thing!

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