On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of burritos
Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright yellow light
My head grew heavy and my mind grew dim
I had to stop for a bite

There I stood at the menu
Reading "Taco Bell"
I was trying to decide
Did I want bean dip wrapped in a shell?

Then they took down my order
And they asked me to pay
There were voices in the kitchenette
As I walked away

Welcome to the Taco Bell Burrito!
Such a lovely place! Stuff to feed your face!
Plenty of food in the Taco Bell Burrito!
Mild or hot with spice - tacos, beans and rice!

Cameras on the ceiling
You fill your cup with ice
Some would call it hell on earth
But for me it's paradise

In their massive freezers
There are tons of seasoned meat
They slather it with sauce and cheese
And they serve it up to eat!

Last thing I remember
I was ordering some more
They had to bring in forty men
To pick me up from the floor

I've tried to avoid it
But I can't stay away
If I didn't have to sleep or work
That is where I'd stay

Welcome to the Taco Bell Burrito!
Such a lovely place! Stuff to feed your face!
Plenty of food in the Taco Bell Burrito!
Mild or hot with spice - tacos, beans and rice!!