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Song Parodies -> "The Taco Bell Burrito"

Original Song Title:

"Hotel California"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"The Taco Bell Burrito"

Parody Written by:

Wayne Farmer

The Lyrics

Written in 1995 for the rather unusual Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.taco-bell ...
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of burritos
Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright yellow light
My head grew heavy and my mind grew dim
I had to stop for a bite

There I stood at the menu
Reading "Taco Bell"
I was trying to decide
Did I want bean dip wrapped in a shell?

Then they took down my order
And they asked me to pay
There were voices in the kitchenette
As I walked away

Welcome to the Taco Bell Burrito!
Such a lovely place! Stuff to feed your face!
Plenty of food in the Taco Bell Burrito!
Mild or hot with spice - tacos, beans and rice!

Cameras on the ceiling
You fill your cup with ice
Some would call it hell on earth
But for me it's paradise

In their massive freezers
There are tons of seasoned meat
They slather it with sauce and cheese
And they serve it up to eat!

Last thing I remember
I was ordering some more
They had to bring in forty men
To pick me up from the floor

I've tried to avoid it
But I can't stay away
If I didn't have to sleep or work
That is where I'd stay

Welcome to the Taco Bell Burrito!
Such a lovely place! Stuff to feed your face!
Plenty of food in the Taco Bell Burrito!
Mild or hot with spice - tacos, beans and rice!!
(c) 1995 by Wayne Farmer

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Phil Alexander - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
:-)
Jeff Reuben - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad
Pat - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it too
Wild Man - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
My favorite song of all time combined with my favorite junk food of all time. Has to be a Five'r . Man!
Phil - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
PS... if you liked this one, you might also like this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theeagles16.shtml - similar idea, different kind of restaurant ;-)
John Jenkins - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
"40 men to pick me up from the floor" - well done.
Michael Pacholek - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, but you left out the whole second verse! That would be like getting the burritos and the Pepsi, but leaving the nachos behind.
Claude Prez - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good job. "Five chalupas", one might even say.
Mike Florio - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
That was a very good song...forgot a verse though...
blackmissiles - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
it`s good web i found my song here

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