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Song Parodies -> "Bakery"

Original Song Title:

"Baker Street"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gerry Rafferty

Parody Song Title:

"Bakery"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

About a guy who's addicted to the bakery, I guess... Sorry about the horrible pacing on this too...
(sax intro)

Winding your way to the bakery
Ready to check out some tasty sweets
Well, it's been a busy day, you're gonna buy a cake
Maybe one with chocolate frosting

You wanna get some fresh-baked pecan rolls,
You love to watch them knead and bake the gooey dough
And you buy a loaf of bread, 'cause you're out of your head
And you're ordering everything

You like to watch them make the fresh doughnuts,
You love to eat those warm and fresh doughnuts,
And you're tryin', you're tryin' them
Another box of cherry-filled pastries
Just one more box of cherry-filled pastries,
And you're buyin', you're buyin' them

(sax solo)

The bakery is your favorite place,
You open the door, they all recognize your face,
They all know that you would come, 'cause you're always hangin' round
This shop ev'ry day and evening

You want those cream-filled doughnuts and long Johns,
You're gonna get ahold of the muffins with pecans
And then you'll settle down, and you'll try to cut down
And stop buyin' everything

But they know you'll always keep coming,
They know you're never gonna stop coming,
'Cause you've gotta, get the dinner rolls
And you'll start coming back each morning,
You'll be there again, eating each morning
'Cause this place is, this is your home

(sax)
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Billy Florio - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job..this might interest you...: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ledzeppelin2.shtml
lebeiw15 - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
That was a good parody Billy, I voted on it... thanks for your comments too.

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