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Song Parodies -> "Go Ask Billy"

Original Song Title:

"White Rabbit"

Original Performer:

Jefferson Airplane

Parody Song Title:

"Go Ask Billy"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

No, we really weren't doing drugs when we wrote this.... and I always wanted to put the word 'androgyny' in a parody! :-D
Ask Bill 'who is Pippin?'
And ask Bill 'who is Mer?'
And we'll all keep Malcolm guessing
Till he pulls out all his hair

Go ask Billy
He won't tell I swear

And if Mal goes chasing hobbits
And he's looking for applause
Tell 'im a-findin' any extra parts might
Be givin' 'im some pause

Ask Billy
Won't tell just because

When the girls 'neath the covers
Get up and tell Mal he's a wiz
And Mal hopes there's no kind of mushroom
No wrong parts there touching his

Go ask Billy
Is Mal in bliss?

When gender is a-blurring
'Round Malcolm's spinning head
And those hobbits claim androgyny
And they think Mal's good in bed

Ask Billy how that password goes:
"Oreos" "Oreos" "Oreos"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Billy Florio - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Man (or woman), you guys are the loved the oreo part there lol......5-5-5
malkyorio - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
wow.. again you gals are great
Michael Pacholek - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment that's what I call precioussss...
Paul Robinson - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad I found your Website as I discovered this gem there. OF COURSE I know this original song. 5's here. fun stuff.
veronica - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
karen - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
No idea how I missed this one!

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