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Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

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Parody Written by:

Rebel Knight

The Lyrics

2 F-16s go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

2 F-16s go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

Guess whos back, back again, Osama's back, tell the taliban, guess who's back, guess who's back. guess who's back,.....

I've awoken a monster, and everyone wants to see
America attack a 3rd world country, I'm chopped liver
well if u Bin Laden this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me with my talibans
some missles that'll kill me quicker than a
knife when I get knifed at my cave by a MP when I'm ejaculating
They gouged their eyes out while I was operating
You've waited this long, stop debating cuz i aint dead, I'm f***ing chicks and they're ovulating
I know you got a Job Ms Huessin but ur husband's country's evaporating
So the New York Time's been mimicking me and mocking me but let me see
They lied to the world and so I see, they would be so happy without me
So come on and shoot me, burn my lips, cum on my lips and get some of on your tits and get ready cause my diarreha is heavy
I just settled the French F*** you New York!

Now this looks like a plane for me, so everybody, just follow me
Cuz I blew up some friggin building and now they wont live til they kill me

F***ing hellions, Iraq feeling rebellious
embarrassed, America invented Elvis
they start feeling so dam helpless til North Korea comes with a progran and yells "nuke"
A missionary, mission is scary, gonna crash a plane, pollutin the air waves with rubble
so let me just revel and ask, the fact that I got everyone hunting my @$$
and it's a disaster, 9/11 catastrophe, they all forget Saddam and aim for me
Well I'm back nananananana got my talibans gonna do you in and
then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back to the towers
I'm a loser, even worse than the French
Like Saddam using nukes and testing
Hey guys, attention please, feel the tension as soon as I got a bomb strapped on me
Here's my 10 cents, got 2 cents for free
A crash dummy, an poor bitch, you asked for me?


F*** this, F**** that, I'll bomb another building for anybody whos talking this s*** that s***. Tony Blair, I can get your ass kicked
worse than that black bitch Colin Powell and Saddam, you can get stomped by Japan, you 80 year old ugly fag, blow me up
You know me, you're too old, your bombs futile, nobody gets hurt by vinegar
Now lets go, give me the signal and I'll be there with a whole fist full of C4s
Ive been blown, stabbed with a pencil, got smashed in the head with some symbols
But sometimes the s*** just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this mean I'm aint so mean, but only cuz Saddam's the scene
Though I'm not the first king of terrorism
I am a bad thing from communism, to do America so selfishly
and use it to get myself murdered hey
theres a concept that works
20 other Eurpoian terrorists emerge
But no matter how many American terrorists in Japan
They will always aim their guns for me


(Religious mumble jumble) Aieee dei Huim la la la Die la la Aieeee dum hum hum America so so da da kaboom pop smack la la Sears Towers (X2) "Free Tibet!"

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Todd Sellers - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
YES! thats Awesome! I wantedto do a parody of that and couldn't come up with anything

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