-> "Cough Three Times"
Original Song Title:
"Knock Three Times"
Parody Song Title:
"Cough Three Times"
The Lyrics
Cough Three Times
Knock Three Times
Hey boy what ya try-in' to do
Down in the dark side, when you know how much that I studied
I can see your eyeballs shiftin'
I can hear my conscience shriekin'
This guy is no good, a devil in dis-guise
How could you?
What a traitor!
Cough three times, if a teacher's lurkin' close by
Sneeze really loud, if the answer is b.
What a cheater!
( Knock, knock ) is the pounding of my sad heart
The ringing bell ( tap, tap ), class is over, you're free.
If you peer in my bedroom tonight
Workin' so hard, made my name through pure patience and effort
Once I thought that you, were he-ro
But you're no-body, less than zero
When I was foolish, you were the water, in my de-sert
What a traitor!
Cough three times, if a teacher's lurkin' close by
Sneeze really loud, if the answer is b.
What a cheater!
( Knock, knock ) is the pounding of my sad heart
The ringing bell ( tap, tap ), class is over, you're free.
I can see your eyeballs shiftin'
I can hear my conscience shriekin'
This guy is no good, a devil in dis-guise
How could you?
What a traitor!
Cough three times, if a teacher's lurkin' close by
Sneeze really loud, if the answer is b.
What a cheater!
( Knock, knock ) is the pounding of my sad heart
The ringing bell ( tap, tap ), class is over, you're free.
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