We've got the flab around our guts,
We're eating chips and nuts,
This cheese pizza is great
The fast-food eating rage,
Waiters know my name
Go and I come, and eat another party pain

Cake- they want it
Cake- they want it
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.

What you see is our new slob scene,
I know that we're never clean,
It's better than a death scene,
At least we're not diet-ing
Dieting, yeah

You wanna lose weight?
Put on a wet suit,
Get your arms flapping wildly.
This weight's going down, to the ground.
Don't wanna lose weight?
Go to the buffet,
Get some plates loaded, see.
Now we're going down, downtown

[Cheerleaders:]
Want to eat,
We want to eat,
Let's all eat, ST.
Fried bird.

We take the food
Goes to our thighs,
Eat the frnech fries,
We have our places,
But we have no cash.
I eat food that's not good
I think it's great
....we
...stuff our face

Cake- they want it
Cake- they want it
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.

What you see is our new slob scene,
I know that we're never clean,
It's better than a death scene,
At least we're not diet-ing
Dieting, yeah

You wanna lose weight?
Put on a wet suit,
Get your arms flapping wildly.
This weight's going down, to the ground.
Don't wanna lose weight?
Go to the buffet,
Get some plates loaded, see.
Now we're going down, downtown

[Cheerleaders:]
S.T.G.,
Kepps on eating.
Let's just eat, okay?
FRIED BIRD
KFC,
And there's Wendy's
Burder King, baby
Drive thru.

What you see is our new slob scene,
I know that we're never clean,
It's better than a death scene,
At least we're not diet-ing
Dieting, yeah

You wanna lose weight?
Put on a wet suit,
Get your arms flapping wildly.
This weight's going down, to the ground.
Don't wanna lose weight?
Go to the buffet,
Get some plates loaded, see.
Now we're going down, downtown

[Cheerleaders & S.T.G.:]
Let's just eat.
We want to eat,
Let's all eat, ST.
Drive thru.
Keep eating,
We want to eat,
Let's all eat, ST.
Drive-thru.