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Song Parodies -> "Cool To Watch"

Original Song Title:

"Cool To Hate"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Cool To Watch"

Parody Written by:

Wouldn't You Like To Know

The Lyrics

I wrote this song in an hour and a half. It probably sucks, but here it goes:
I see a lot of things
I see a lot of movies that are lame.
I like to see them
And I know that I won't ever make a change.
I saw the Hulk and
I saw Rat Race.
I saw Spiderman
And other stuff that plays Yeah!
I saw Die Hard and
I saw Batman
Don't want to move,
just want to sit here all I can.
It's cool to watch
It's cool to watch
I don't do nothin' but watch TV
It's cool to watch
It's cool to watch
I don't do nothin' but watch TV
I don't do nothin' but watch TV
Yeah I watch everything
I'll even watch Blue's Clues
So f*** you!
I always wonder why
my TV never plays good shows, but hey.
I'd rather sit here than
get up because
it's easier that way.
I watch the News and
The Twilight Zone.
I watch Jay Leno
'Cause I never leave my home.
I watch Sixth Sense and
Big Daddy.
I'm only happy when I'm watching my TV.
It's cool to watch.
It's cool to watch.
Watchin' stuff just helps the time go by.
It's cool to watch
It's cool to watch
Watchin' stuff just helps the time go by
Watchin' tuff just helps the time go by.
Yeah I watch everything,
I'll even watch Blue's Clues
so f*** you!
Pick a channel for us to see.
We'll watch the new shows on TV
Hey look these guys are playing pool.
You know this station is so uncool.
You know this station is so uncool.
You know this station is so uncool.
So!
I saw SpongeBob and
his friend named Sandy
I saw the Simpsons and
Three Is Company.
I saw Goldmember and
The Mummy.
I'm only happy when I'm watching my TV.
It's cool to watch
It's cool to watch
I don't do nothin' but watch TV
It's cool to watch
It's cool to watch
I don't do nothin' but watch TV
I don't do nothin' but watch TV
Man, I'll watch anything
I'll even watch Blue's Clues
So f*** you!

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