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Song Parodies -> "Imaginary Butter"

Original Song Title:

"Imaginary Lover"

Original Performer:

Atlanta Rythm Section

Parody Song Title:

"Imaginary Butter"

Parody Written by:

MuDdLe

The Lyrics

The Ultimate Diet
Imaginary butter never makes you fat
You want some more? Just slice off another pat
Real life dairy products sure clog up your veins
They leave you cold, clutching your chest in pain

Imaginary butter, Imaginary butter
On your bread
A cinch to spread
Imaginary butter

With ordinary butter you have to keep it cold
But this stuff won't spoil, and it never gets old
Real butter on your popcorn messes up your hands
If dropped in your lap it leaves permanent stains on your pants

Imaginary butter, Imaginary butter
On your bread
A cinch to spread
Imaginary butter

Imaginary butter, beer and donuts, too
Virtual candy, virtual reality stew...
Keeps your waist at 32!

Imaginary butter, Imaginary butter
On your bread
A cinch to spread
Imaginary butter

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Wild Man - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Good song, funny parody. I never eat imaginary butter, I'm on ADKINS for Life!
Mark L. - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Wild Man, ADKINS was on Adkins for life.
T-Cat - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This Parodyi s the ultimate diet.....mmmmm that makes me hungry. Very well done. PLEASE WRITE A COMMENT FOR ATOR BOY (parody of sk8er boi) I WANT TO HEAR YOUR OPINION ON MY PARODY BY JUNE 23 THANK YOU
Royce Miller - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Mark, I was reading some of your parodies, and this is one I think is very good-

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