How many men do you have going through those open doors?
Leading them down the aisle.
Your feet must of become so numb without a sole.
Every man escaping out of your hold, then you catch them and take them home.

Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)

Why do you let Rob and Tim out,
they then just leave me.
Help me get her off of my heel,
that Biggamost Wife

Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)

Biggamost Wife

Dozing inside with only her touch, only her feel,
Charlie, you can help me, save me instead.

All this time, why didn't you flee,
kept in the dark, exit where you can see.
(I have been married a thousand years it seems, every opportunity out of reach)
Without a wife, without her voice, without her soul,
(She is hiding Mike here)
The count goes to forty-four!
BIGGAMOST WIFE

Wake him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
Take him up
(I would but I cannot abide)
He's raving
(I will get him away from Mark)
Wake him up
(He is trying to run)
Take him up
(Boy this isn't fun)
He's raving
(Have the cops come?)