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Song Parodies -> "50 Ways To Kill Osama"

Original Song Title:

"50 Ways To Leave Your Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"50 Ways To Kill Osama"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

Written Oct. 17, 2001.
The bastard's hiding in a cave reportedly
Getting him is easy if we aim sporadically
And bomb his bases til they're nothing but debris
There must be fifty ways to kill Osama

We know his body soon with worms will be imbued
Furthermore we will enjoy it when our enemy's subdued
So we repeat ourselves, and we hope he's listening too
There must be fifty ways to kill Osama, fifty ways to kill Osama

Just blow up the cave Dave, make a good plan, Stan
Don't take him alive, Clive, just pump him with lead
Fire the guns, son, we'll push all the buttons
Just drop all the bombs, Ron, deliver his head

And yes, it grieves us so to see our buildings gone
But in the absence of these symbols our nation still lives on
He doesn't appreciate that, so we'll have to explain about our fifty states

They said, "why don't we all just bomb him through the night"
And so we did and by the morning, he'd begun to lose the fight
We have the numbers and the arsonal... we damned sure have the might
There must be fifty ways to kill Osama

Just blow up the cave Dave, make a good plan, Stan
Don't take him alive, Clive, just pump him with lead
Fire the guns, son, we'll push all the buttons
Just drop all the bombs, Ron, deliver his head

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   0
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Rice Cube - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever.
Melhi - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Rice!
John Jenkins - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, Melhi - when you wrote this parody two years ago, one would have thought that by now, worms would be imbuing Osama's body.
Charlie Decker - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Really really well done...and also, what John Jenkins said :-)
Melhi - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Charlie! John, thanks to you, too -- and sorry I didn't see your comment, sooner. Yep, I think a lot of us called that one wrong.
Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Melhi, I'm wanting to catch up on your parodies from the past few weeks. I guess this isn't one of them, but what the hell. 555.
Melhi - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff! I think I have put up only two since you left, titles are "Living" and "Latrine Hymn" (Re-reading to make sure I read it right -- Woo Hoo! Somebody's purposely checking for my stuff!!)
pre-wipe tally - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing - 15 fives, 1 four
Funny - 12 fives, 4 fours
Overall - 14 fives, 2 fours
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Just saw this. This was good.
Melhi - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks RJP!
Adagio - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Really good one, Melhi. 5's
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) And it's still good . . . it's now three and a half years later and Dubya still hasn't gotten him - the guy has a cell phone for crying out loud. Nice write. bob
Johnny D - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Passionate and well-delivered, Melhi. bob --- remember --- Oceania and Eurasia and Eastasia always needed an enemy.
Melhi - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Bob & Johnny!
Kristof Robertson - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Ahhh...nostalgia! Good job, Melhi....555
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) Sorry Melhi, i really don't like Osama songs.
Melhi - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof and sorry about forcing you to endure the torture of a theme that's not your cuppa Agrimorfee.
Phil Alexander - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Every bit as good as Ray Stevens' take on the same tune and theme. But I bet he made more money out of it ;-)
Melhi - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil! I'll have to look for that Ray Stevens song, I didn't know it existed, but the title rhyme's so obvious, I'm not surprised. :)
Melhi - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
P.S. to Phil. Found it... as with most of the big-name parody artists, if he'd submitted his text-only lyrics here, he'd have been lucky to pull a 3 on pacing. :) Very cool hearing someone else's take on the same song/theme. Thanks for letting me know it was out there waiting to be found!
Stuart McArthur - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(123) excellent - would have been a hit when released - still great
Jeff Reuben - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent! Sorry I missed it the first time around
Melhi - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! Better late than never! (Plus, this way, your ratings weren't wiped out in last summer's big Oopsie. :) )
martha - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I see the pakistanis claim that they did come close ... maybe next time! revenge can seem very cathartic.....
Melhi - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the looksee, Martha. :)
Death To Triple One Voters - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I would like to kill the cretin who left a 1-1-1 on this.

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