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Song Parodies -> "The Longest Amusement Park Line"

Original Song Title:

"The Longest Time"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Longest Amusement Park Line"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, oh, oh, oh
It's the longest line
Oh, oh, oh
It's the longest line

There's a brand-new roller coaster ride
Too bad everybody wants a try
I need a shower
We've been here for six hours
Why did we get stuck in the longest line

We've been packed here in this line since dawn
I just wanna lay right down and yawn
It isn't moving
I would rather watch a movie
Than spend my day here in the longest line

Oh, oh, oh, oh
It's the longest line
Oh, oh, oh
It's the longest
I'm that voice you're hearing yell "LET'S GO"
Let's just ditch this ride and go back home
I'm getting tired
Operator should be fired
Why did we get caught in the longest line

Maybe this won't last very long
We've only been here, since seven o'clock
Maybe all my patience was lost
But we've come this far,
Only twenty more hours

Who knows how much longer we will wait
Let's go to the front and jump the gate
I'll take my chances
Even if the guard yells at us
I wanna get out of the longest line

I had second thoughts when we came
I said to myself, "how long must we wait?"
Now I know how long we've had to stand
But we have come this far,
Only nineteen more hours

I don't care how cool this ride may be
It must be a hundred ten degrees
So this trip fell through
It's time I oughta tell you
We're gonna give up on the longest line

So long, folks. Have fun waiting the rest of your life, in the heat just to ride that roller coaster. Ha ha!

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Guy DiRito - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad you didn't count down the whole 20 hours or I'd have been reading for the longest time! Good parody - Great song.
Billy Florio - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
amazing! great job!
Jeff Reuben - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good song, I'll remember this when I go to see Weird Al at Kings Dominion in July, and I'm sitting in line for the Grizzly!
Michael Pacholek - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, if you complain about the long lines at the rides one... more... time... I'm gonna turn this car around, and we'll go home right now! As for the song, it's sad but true, and you hit it right on the money... which is another amusement-park topic: Why does it cost 50 freakin' spondolas to get into Great Adventure? (Jackson, NJ, about halfway between NYC and Philly)
Claude Prez - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again: Great job!
Ol' John Brown - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Lemmie guess; you've went to an amusement park lately. Thou speaks the truth! Great parody!
Brit - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
just you try out some of disney's lines in the middle of summer. we're talking 1.5-2 hours length for 8 minutes.
Guy DiRito - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike - All the more reason to cash those tax cut checks! Maybe Kerry can cut the amusement tax for us? Ya think?
John Jenkins - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever, but there are two verses with no rhymes. It would be better and truer to the original if there were more rhymes.
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, Guy, I think, which separates me from Bush. Kerry will raise your taxes and balance the budget, just like Clinton did, and I will find that very amusing.
Rick D - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment
So you've been to Disneyland. I think some of these parodies are a way of getting revenge on Walt.

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