Song Parodies -> Unthin
| Original Song Title: | "Unwell" |
| Original Performer: | Matchbox 20 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Unthin" |
| Parody Written by: | Jon Clemence |
This is a song about all those resolutions to get in shape--starting tomorrow, of course.
All day
Staring at the TV
Watching shows like Driven and The View
Eating
Pizza, tacos, cottage cheese
And I can feel the fat
It starts to clog up all my veins like sewage
Now I
Hear my bike, it's calling me to
Get fit
But I'll start later
I'm not lazy, I'm just a little unthin
Monday, I'll start to run then
I weigh a little more than Oprah or Rosie
Just wait until next week
I'll start jogging, go on the Atkins diet
Monday morning but not yet
And soon enough I'll get my butt in gear
But now it's time for Cheers
Beer
Sitting in my boxer shorts now
And eating Cheetos on the couch
And I know
I should be Sweating to the Oldies
I can feel the fat cells
But I have to watch the Jerry Lewis Tel-
ethon
After that there's NBA on T-
NT
And local news
CHORUS
I've been watching M-TV
Monday morn I'll start my routine
Yeah, I'm going to the gym
CHORUS
Staring at the TV
Watching shows like Driven and The View
Eating
Pizza, tacos, cottage cheese
And I can feel the fat
It starts to clog up all my veins like sewage
Now I
Hear my bike, it's calling me to
Get fit
But I'll start later
I'm not lazy, I'm just a little unthin
Monday, I'll start to run then
I weigh a little more than Oprah or Rosie
Just wait until next week
I'll start jogging, go on the Atkins diet
Monday morning but not yet
And soon enough I'll get my butt in gear
But now it's time for Cheers
Beer
Sitting in my boxer shorts now
And eating Cheetos on the couch
And I know
I should be Sweating to the Oldies
I can feel the fat cells
But I have to watch the Jerry Lewis Tel-
ethon
After that there's NBA on T-
NT
And local news
CHORUS
I've been watching M-TV
Monday morn I'll start my routine
Yeah, I'm going to the gym
CHORUS
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