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The Beatles

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The Lyrics

Festering, oh it's throbbing and it's killin' me
Now it looks as though I have gangrene
Oh I believe it's festering

Glistening, fetid pus is oozing outta me
Finger's twice the size it used to be
It's festering, with shiny streaks

Why'd I let it go, I don't know, now it's too late
I think something's wrong
It smells gone, it's festeri-i-i-ing

Festering, rotten flesh is starting to decay
Hurts so bad I want to amputate
Oh, I believe it's festering

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Claude Prez - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
This is so gross. How can you take such a beautiful song and sully it with such distasteful subject matter? I'm deeply offended. For shame.
Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice, two disgusting Yesterday songs right next to each other =)
Melhi - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry guys, if I'd had ANY clue what was going to precede this.... well, ok, I'd have submitted it, anyway, but...
Ghetto John - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Um....well.....ROCK ON!
Pat - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Gross!..But at least paced. :D
Phil Alexander - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Sick... but kinda funny. Hey, though: if it had been a toe, rather than a finger, you could have added a "pus in boots" joke, too ;-)
Melhi - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the votes, gang -- much appreciated -- and Phil, thanks so much for the mental mental image of someone (definitely not me, but lanky like me) bent up like a pretzel to sniff a festering toe. :D (Note to self: never accidentally compete with Claude "King of the Spit Take Parody" Prez, again. ;) ) - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I look forward to the sequel, Amput8er Boi.
Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff... you're going to have a long wait!

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