Song Parodies -> Festering
| Original Song Title: | "Yesterday" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Festering" |
| Parody Written by: | MooRocca |
Festering, oh it's throbbing and it's killin' me
Now it looks as though I have gangrene
Oh I believe it's festering
Glistening, fetid pus is oozing outta me
Finger's twice the size it used to be
It's festering, with shiny streaks
Why'd I let it go, I don't know, now it's too late
I think something's wrong
It smells gone, it's festeri-i-i-ing
Festering, rotten flesh is starting to decay
Hurts so bad I want to amputate
Oh, I believe it's festering
Now it looks as though I have gangrene
Oh I believe it's festering
Glistening, fetid pus is oozing outta me
Finger's twice the size it used to be
It's festering, with shiny streaks
Why'd I let it go, I don't know, now it's too late
I think something's wrong
It smells gone, it's festeri-i-i-ing
Festering, rotten flesh is starting to decay
Hurts so bad I want to amputate
Oh, I believe it's festering
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This is so gross. How can you take such a beautiful song and sully it with such distasteful subject matter? I'm deeply offended. For shame.
Nice, two disgusting Yesterday songs right next to each other =)
Sorry guys, if I'd had ANY clue what was going to precede this.... well, ok, I'd have submitted it, anyway, but...
Um....well.....ROCK ON!
Gross!..But at least paced. :D
Sick... but kinda funny. Hey, though: if it had been a toe, rather than a finger, you could have added a "pus in boots" joke, too ;-)
Thanks for all the votes, gang -- much appreciated -- and Phil, thanks so much for the mental mental image of someone (definitely not me, but lanky like me) bent up like a pretzel to sniff a festering toe. :D (Note to self: never accidentally compete with Claude "King of the Spit Take Parody" Prez, again. ;) )
I look forward to the sequel, Amput8er Boi.
Spaff... you're going to have a long wait!
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