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Song Parodies -> "Belt You Two"

Original Song Title:

"Melt With You"

Original Performer:

Modern English

Parody Song Title:

"Belt You Two"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Scream your heads off using all your breath
Say she's shoving you and being such a pest
I saw you girls thrashing all around in back
Then sudden shrieking bout gave me a heart attack

I'll stop the car and belt you two
I get so miffed when you kids hit each other all the time
You think it's something I won't do
I'll stop the car and BELT you two

Dream of better drives the kind which never grate
Dropped you in the state of Idaho someplace
I'll make a bet with you I'll beat you in a race
Let's see who makes it home to our place
So bye bye

I'll stop the car and belt you two
I get so miffed when you kids hit each other all the time
You think it's something I won't do
I'll stop the car and BELT you two

Your sister's gonna cry...
Waah waah waah
Waah waah waah waah
Waah waah waah
Waah waah waah waah

I'll stop the car and belt you two
I get so miffed when you kids hit each other all the time
You think it's something I won't do
I'll stop the car and BELT you two

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Wild Man - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I feel your frustration man.
Jeff Reuben - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Decent. Reminds me of my days as a crash test dummy (the first few years I had a license)
Claude 4 Prez Fan Club - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Idaho. Heh heh. Hit me baby one more time.
Arwen - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Not sure how this has gone so unappreciated for so long...I'll admit that I only found it while doing some "has anyone used my idea before" research...but I think it's FABulous!

Spaff stole the Idaho line as a favorite...but it's just good all over. EXCELLENT work, Claude...

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