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Song Parodies -> "Bus Stop"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Bus Stop"

Parody Written by:

Bob O'Mara

The Lyrics

This parody is for all of you folks out there that hate taking public transportation, mainly due to the fact that you come across some really strange and annoying people on the way.
Bus stop I've waited for a long time.
No cop can help me with this wrong crime.
My boss will soon become hysterical.
Unless this driver works a miracle.

I see Ms. Driver 'round the corner.
I'm mad. Somebody better warn her.
Next time, I think I'm gonna flip out.
Insults from my mouth are gonna slip out.

The bus will stop when it gets in range.
Get on. Make sure to have exact change.
Look back at every other rider.
Pickin' a seat, but wishing it were wider.

We start to travel down the main road.
This bus is holding the insane load.
I can tell that these people are fools
Now I wish I had looked into car pools.

The days I met
Alarms I set
Just so I get
To work, no sweat.
Ever think of learning how to drive.
The days I met
The times a fret
Just so I get
To work, no sweat.
Getting my liscense I will strive.

Baby is weeping like a willow.
Please someone get the kid a pillow.
Mother is not paying attention.
Her neglect I will not even mention.

The girl next to me has her head phones.
She sings the lyrics to "The Ramones".
She lies on me like I'm her bed throne.
Singing the song with such a dead tone.

Two kids are discussing a movie.
A film I also wanted to see.
They talked about the movie ending.
There's no need for any movie spending.

Can't stop the pat bus when it's moving.
The sloppy riders need improving.
All passengers are real annoying.
Aren't there closer jobs that need employing.

The days I met
Alarms I set
Just so I get
To work, no sweat.
Ever think of learning how to drive.
The days I met
The times a fret
Just so I get
To work, no sweat.
Getting my liscense I will strive.

"Stop the driver, you passed up my stop just now.
Can't you tell.
I've been pulling the blackish cord that rings the bell.
Well, oh well.
One more reason why I hate bus personnel.
Can't you tell.
So annoying, that I feel I must take a vow.
So farewell."

Bus stop I've waited for a long time.
No cop can help me with this wrong crime.
My boss will soon become hysterical.
Unless this driver works a miracle.

I see Ms. Driver 'round the corner.
I'm mad. Somebody better warn her.
Next time, I think I'm gonna flip out.
Insults from my mouth are gonna slip out.

The bus will stop when it gets in range.
Get on. Make sure to have exact change.
Look back at every other rider.
Pickin' a seat, but wishing it were wider.

Step off the pat bus for the last time.
I'm coming closer to my last rhyme.
But right before I started walking
All of the passengers started talking.

They all pulled out a cellphone to use.
Even the woman trying to snooze.
Can I get 2 maybe even 3 Aleve.
Talk so loud, they must have known my true pet-peeve.

Can't stop my need for transportation.
I think I'll try the subway station.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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(none) - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
omg, pacing perfect, wickedly funny as well, gj bob
Aynawneemuss - March 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant. Paced well, funny.
x - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Very very funny, good job (:

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