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Parody Song Title:

"Big Turds"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Big Turds sitting in the flower bed
and they smell like something has been dead
In the yard
They have been decaying form the time that they were hard.

Big turds sitting on a hardwood floor
its a presence you cannot ignore
A housewife
Not anticipating this fun moment in her life

Big turds smell
Big turds smell
Turning the house into pure hell

Big turds sitting in the carpeting
Does not make a housewife want to sing
Wash it out
And you better hope that you can get the odor out
And you better hope that you can get the odor out
And you better hope that you can get the odor out

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Jeff Reuben - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh man, my turd song got sent to WhatFreaks =) (It was a bit more graphic though)
Fitu Petaia - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Man you just make me wanna submit this only if it where a Stevie song like All I Do.
Sus - November 29, 2009 - Report this comment
That was not even funny.

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