-> "Reading the Mail"
Original Song Title:
"SPAM"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Reading the Mail"
Parody Written by:
Todd Sellers
The Lyrics
Spam in my Inbox at home (Ads and Porn)
Read the subject area, wonder what's inside it now (oh joy)
Spam in my Inbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes for good reading, just don't reply to it at all
If you're running low, setup some rules
stop getting mail from those worthless fools
The rules are great to sort the mail
The rules are there to filter the spam
Oh, spam in my browser at home (ads and porn)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (Ok, let's read)
Spam in my office at work (not the best)
Think about the viruses, wonder if i'm infected
If you need some poon, keep some around
Carry a floppy to help copy it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
just forward it to abuse let them sort it out, now
Viruses in my inbox at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better update the anti (virus)
Spam deleted, whiped, or cleaned (it's the worst)
Think about it, wonder if it's only Spyware, I'll just clean my Hard Drive
Now, once you've replied, Told them to stop
You'll get even more, bottom to top
The key is puting it in the recycle bin
The bin is there to keep the spam in
Oh, spam in my browser at home (ads and porn)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (Ok, let's read)
Spam in my office at work (not the best)
Think about the viruses, wonder if i'm infected
Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's read)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's composed, wonder if it's some kind of teat
Spam at the top of my toolbar (Ads and Porn)
Spam any place that you are (Ads and Porn)
The Blocker is there to block the Ads (spam any place that you are) (Ads and Porn)
The ads are there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (Ads and Porn)
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