Sammy wacks it, and the audiance applauds
though his bat was wrecked, he still does stuff in style
Sammy dont you hit it now
you'll break your bat and start trouble
you'll see

this is just another 'sgrace 'cause Sammy's gone
'cause the cork the Ump has found wrecks Sammy's style
theyre gonna go throw Sammy out
'cause of all the cork they found
Sammy, sammy

I gotta hit real hard
Im gonna get disbared
its gonna suck 'cause Sammy's gone
with Dwight, and Strawberry

Rose, he knows he's such a credit to the game
now that Sammy grabs the headlines ev'ry time
Sam hit seventy homeruns
but now you know that'll be undone
we'll see

only trying just to get upon home plate
so I took a diff'rint bat while up this time
hit it up over their heads
cracked my bat, Im screwed instead
they see, they see

I gotta hit real hard
Im gonna get disbared
its gonna suck 'cause Sammy's gone
with Dwight, and Strawberry

Tell the papers that it seems that Sammy's gone
he'll be hitting in the darkness without cheer
Mcgwire took steroids, so now
does that mean those homers dont count
for each, for each

I gotta hit real hard
Im gonna get disbared
its gonna suck 'cause Sammy's gone
with Dwight, and Strawberry