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Song Parodies -> "The Old and The Homeless"

Original Song Title:

"The Young and The Hopeless"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"The Old and The Homeless"

Parody Written by:

Porter-Pottie Mouth

The Lyrics

I was up at 11 last night and this popped in my head. My little brother heard me sing it and told me to submit it. So I will.
Hard times made me
My ex-wife hates me
So I've slept on sidewalks lately
And frankly I can't remember what a nice warm house feels like
Can't afford a sub
I have this rash
I'm broke, can I please have some cash?
I won't spend it on drugs
or booze Or ho's.
I'd really like some Domino's.

And if I make it through today
Will tomorrow be the same?
Will I still beg for your change?
And if I beg for food to eat
Will you just think "what a creep"?
Or would you feed me pork on wheat?

Cuz I'm old and I'm homeless,
I'm broke and I know this
I'm on the sidewalk begging for your change.
Friend and family desert me
Middle school kids hurt me
They think talking to myself is very strange.
I'm deranged.

You try to give me sympathy
But what I need is food to eat.
I swear that I'm not crazy ma'am
I'd just like some change or ham.
These middle school kids kick and tease me
When it's cold and I am freezing
But when I chase them all, they all run away.

And if I make it through today
Will tomorrow be the same?
Will I still beg you for your change?
And if I beg for food to eat
Will you just think "what a creep"?
Or would you give me pork on wheat?

Cuz I'm old and I'm homeless
I'm broke and I know this
I'm on the sidewalk begging for your change.
Friends and family desert me
Middle school kids hurt me
They think talking to myself is very strange.
I'm deranged.......I'm deranged
I'm deranged...oooooooo ooooo oooooo.

Cuz I'm old and I'm homeless
I'm broke and I know this
I'm on the sidewalk begging for your change.
Friends and family desert me
Middle school kids hurt me.
They think talking to myself is very strange.
I'm deranged...I'm deranged....I"m deranged.

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