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Song Parodies -> "Constipated (The NO SWEARING version)"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavine

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated (The NO SWEARING version)"

Parody Written by:

Jeremiah Witte

The Lyrics

Seems to me that most of the parodies to this song have needless cussing. So, instead of fussing about it- I'm gonna do my own- uh, "cleaner" remdition. But constipation hurts EITHER WAY YA DROP IT! HA!---JW
Shut up. None to blame.
You did it again. You played the game.

Shut up. What you whining for?
We have- discussed this all before.
I asked you pretty please
Don't eat the rice and cheese.

You've had enough for one day. But you, wouldn't put away
When you clearly have consumed way more than what's enough
Of eggs and the cheese, the rice and the peas.
Now you can't relax, You need the ex-lax.
You strain with your stool, you look like a fool to me.
TELL ME, Why'd you have to go make yourself so constipated?
I'm Seeing the way you up and do these things to yourself makes me frustrated!
It reminds me of when you took those energy pills merely because you wanted the thrills and-
Promise me you're never gonna up and do this again?
Oh, no no.

Shut up, you're becoming a bore.
What time- is this? Now Number four.
I asked you pretty please
Don't eat the rice and cheese.
You've had way more than your share. But you, you didn't care.
When you clearly have consumed way more than what's enough
Of eggs and the cheese, the rice and the peas.
Now you can't relax, You need more ex-lax.
You think this is cool? You look like a fool to me.
TELL ME!
Why'd you have to go make yourself so constipated?
I'm Seeing the way you up and do these things to yourself makes me frustrated!
It reminds me of when you took those energy pills merely because you wanted the thrills and-
Promise me you're never gonna up and do this again? No No.

Why'd you have to go make yourself so constipated?
I'm Seeing the way you up and do these things to yourself makes me frustrated!
It reminds me of when you took those energy pills merely because you wanted the thrills and-
Promise me you're never gonna up and do this again? No No No.

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Pacing: 1.4
How Funny: 1.6
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 5

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Kate - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Er....Sorry, it was a fair attempt, but the pacing just threw the whole song off completely. I think we've all heard this song enough times that it shouldn't be that hard to come up with a parody with better pacing . . .I woulda stuck with the cussing if it meant the song's flow was better....but keep at it!
Spelling cop - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You forgot the g in LaVigne.
CASSIE - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
YOU SUCK J.W JUST FACE IT , YOU SUCK OK
Autumn - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
interesting...
aisling - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
stuped

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