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Song Parodies -> "I'm Afraid of Librarians"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Afraid of Americans"

Original Performer:

David Bowie w/Trent Reznor

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Afraid of Librarians"

Parody Written by:

Ol' John Brown

The Lyrics

Yep, so now you know one of my occupations; it's true, but just don't spread it around. . .
Ol' John's a Librarian, old books-he gets his
fill
No-one reads anyone, but some-times
they pretend
Ol' John, The Librarian

I'm afraid of Librarians
and the card-catalog
Book's late I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Ol' John The Librarian

Ol' John wants to read, Ol' John wants to
have him-a-smoke
Ol' John wants a late fee, but I'm afraid
I am broke
Ol' John's a Librarian

I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of the words
Book's late I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Ol' John The Librarian

Ol' John's a Librarian, chasin' me
through the stacks
Date due slips, he wants those
overdues back
Ol' John's a Librarian

I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of the words
Book's late I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Ol' John The Librarian

John is a Librarian
I'm afraid of Librarians
and the card-catalog

Be quiet, I can't help it

I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Librarians
I'm afraid of the words
Quiet please, I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Ol' John's a Librarian
Ol' John's a Librarian

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