Is it all in every little post of hers?
Who is she when I'm not around?
Well I swore she was a girl when she told me
Her name was Veronica
Well I used to have such a crush on her
But with one quick post from a mod
These days it turns out that
HIS name wasn't even Veronica

Did you suppose, that "she" was really a guy
That we had banned, in a new guise?
And all the times "she" made posts in support
Of me right under my nose
Veronica?
Veronica?

"She" messed with my head, caused my heart great pain.
All along, were those thoughts in "her" mind?
Will he return once again, with the name of a girl
Calling himself "Veronica"
Well the truth was revealed a long time ago
And "she" never left at email at which to be reached.
Or an AIM handle that we could all see
As he played his charade as Veornica
On good ol' Dubya-Oh-Dubya
And as "she" was banned once again from our world
And I read the latest WWE news
I'll never trust a self-procliamed girl again

Did you suppose, that she was really a guy
That we had banned, in a new guise?
And all the times "she" made posts in support
Of me right under my nose
Veronica?
Veronica?

"Veronica" is gone from our forums now but it's true
Very rarely but still
I just call him a name that I shouldn't repeat
I used to cry but now I no longer will
But I used to have such a crush on "her"
But with one quick post from a mod
Saying "You can call him anything you like,
But his name's not Veronica."

Did you suppose, that she was really a guy
That we had banned, in a new guise?
And all the times "she" made posts in support
Of me right under my nose
Veronica?
Veronica?