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Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help"

Parody Written by:

David Kirschbaum (AKA Toad)

The Lyrics

A Warbirds flight sim song, supposedly played by a long-haired boy band during a Wingless Cafe (virtual fighter pilot bar) USO show. Full of virtual fighter pilot / Warbirds slang.
When I was higher, so much higher than the rest,
I never needed anybody's help to take the best.
But now my E is gone, I'm not so cocky now,
Gotta learn to turn and burn, but I sure don't know how!

Help me if you can, I'm spinning down,
And I'd sure appreciate you being 'round.
Help me get my wheels back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

Focke-Wulfe don't roll so good without its ailerons,
Tried to climb, to clear my tail, and now my rudder's gone!
Didn't need them combat tricks when I cruised at 20 K,
Got a Spitfire on my six, please make him go away!

Help me if you can, I'm spinning down,
And I'd sure appreciate you being round.
Help me get my wheels back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

I'm running for the ack, my WEP is almost dry.
Squad of Purples at my back, red tracers paint the sky.
Gotta stay alive, I'm cuttin' grass at twenty feet,
What a shame, who will I blame? Got headon'ed by a Zeke!

Help me if you can, I'm spinning down,
And I'd sure appreciate you being round.
Help me get my wheels back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

S-turns aren't helpin' much, with bad guys all around,
Had to drop my gear so I could bounce back off the ground!
Heavy hitters let me be, they're sending in a Ki!
No, the little 43 .. a shameful way to die!

Help me if you can, I'm spinning down,
And I'd sure appreciate you being round.
Help me get my wheels back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me,
Help me, help meee_eee_eeee?

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