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Song Parodies -> "I Need A Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Need A Girl, Part 1"

Original Performer:

P Diddy, Usher, & Loon

Parody Song Title:

"I Need A Girl"

Parody Written by:

Garzoni

The Lyrics

yeah, yeah
I need a, I want a

I need a girl that can cook and clean
I need a girl to run the washing machine
I need a girl to tend my house
I need a girl minus the mouth

Hey, my name carries worth on this planet Earth
I met my first chick 4 days after my birth
But as i grew older and years began to pass
Relationships would sputter then run out of gas
These girls would romance me, and tickle my fancy,
BUt they wouldn't stock my pantry or keep my pants clean,
That's not what my plans be, see...
All of these women were abusin' me
They were all usin' me, riding for free
That's why i need a girl who can grill a steak
and know how long a turkey has to bake
Without a girl on my side, I'd have to waste my time
and keep in order this house of mine,

NOw lets ride

I need a girl to cook and clean
I need a girl to run the washing machine
I need a girl tend my house
I need a girl minus the mouth,
I need a girl to wipe the floors
I need a girl to do my choirs
And scrub the sink, cuz that's not fun
I need a girl to be my ONE

Now i've had a lot of women in these 19 years
I've been by their sides through joy and tears
through turmoils and tragedies, tribulations and trial
Even single day i'd bring flowers and a smile
But once in awhile, I'd like a little in return
you can have the sex but my love you have to earn
Bathrooms and Kitchens, they know how to keep it
If i spill my beer, she'll sweep it
I find this girl, I"ma win her
Ask her over to cook my dinner
I want some Italian, some pasta primavera
And i only like the sauce marinara
and how about some wine from the French Rivera
Cuz i need a girl that can take care of me
Kinda be like my own home therapy
Excuse me darling, would you like to marry me?

NOw lets ride...

I need a girl to cook and clean
I need a girl to run the washing machine
I need a girl to tend my house
I need a girl minus the mouth
I need a girl to wipe my floors
I need a girl to do my choirs
And scrub the sink, cuz that's no fun
I need a girl to be my ONE

I once had a girl that wouldn't do any choirs for me
refused to go to any grocery stores for me
In the morning she wouldn't even make the bed for me
When my last girlfriend would peanutbutter my bread for me
So one day i had to play the part of the referee
and kick her out of my game indefinetly..

I need a girl to cook and clean
I need a girl to run the washing machine
I need a girl to tend my house
I need a girl minus the mouth
I need a girl to wipe my floors
I need a girl to do my choirs
and scrub the sink, cuz that's no fun
I need a girl to be my ONE

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KARL ARTYEAGA - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I THOUGHT IT WAS AN OK SONG BUT WHAT I HATE ABOUT THIS IS THAT YOU ARE NOT PUTTING ENOUGH OF THE SINGERS AND YOUR JUST PUTTING ON GIRLS THAT ARE UGLY VERY!!! WELL THANK YOU FOR READING MY COMMENT. KARLA MARIE ATYEAGA

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