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Song Parodies -> "Can't Make You Love Me (Britney Bites Back!)"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Make You Love Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Make You Love Me (Britney Bites Back!)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Why is Britney's getting a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame such a big reason to be pissed at her? She is getting the Star for her legendary contributions to music.
**Britney Spears**

I'm just a girl who's had enough of you

Didn't care about "Crossroads"
You made me just extremely ill
When I had my third album
Sadly, Clear Channel had it killed
Now the Walk of Fame gives me a star
You are pissed today, it's con-tro-vers-i-al
You guys say I'm not a movie star
It is for my songs
Think I'm gonna bawl

Chorus
'Cause I can't make you love me
Is it my songs or the things I do?
Why can't you love me?
I'm just a girl whose had enough of you

I've had drastic changes, yeah
No, I'm not the girl you used to know
My songs are real different
"Cinderella has got to go..."
Now the Walk of Fame gives me a star
You are pissed today, it's con-tro-vers-i-al
You guys say I'm not a movie star
It is for my songs
Think I'm gonna bawl

Chorus

Just the thought of being bashed by you
It's so unbearable!
You should be happy with the life I live
If not, then F you
You make me want to bawl!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't you, can't you love me baby?
It's my songs, what can I do?
I can't make you love me, alright
I'm just a girl who's had enough of you

Chorus

I'm just a girl who's had enough of you

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Britney Spears - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I love this parody! 5, 5, 5. I cred reading this beautiful parody.
Britney Spears - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I love this parody! 5, 5, 5. I cried reading this beautiful parody.
Lemmy - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Are you a God, dude? 5,5,5.

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