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Song Parodies -> "Addicted to Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted to Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted to Blood"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

The night has come and you've just turned
You're dry, must slake your thirst
Your heart's stopped, he's dug your grave
A little bite is what you crave

You can't sleep, you must feed
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Her throat is ripe, she can't breathe
A little bite is all you need

Whoa, you used to think that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah
Your longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood.

You have the time, but swift you speed
You're rushing out to fill your needs
You're so tweaked, your nostrils wide
A little bite and you'll be fine, a one track mind

You can't be saved
Mortality is all you crave
Since there's none left for you
You don't mind what you do

Whoa, you used to thing that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah.
You're longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood.

Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood (x5)

The night has come, it's time to hunt
Your will's not overcome
Your prey relents, your teeth grind
A little bite and she'll be fine

Whoa, you used to think that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah
You're longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood

Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood (x 5)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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lebeiw15 - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice pacing!
Wild Man - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I must say , It's one of your best so far.
Melhi - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Lebeiw & Wildman! I wasn't sure on this one -- and with the voting split, I'm still not sure.
Rick D - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Wasn't sure if this was gonna be about Buffy or some lawyers I've met.
Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick, sorry I didn't see your comment on this one, before! Alas, it's just a generic movie vampire. Thanks for the read & rate, though! :)
Spaff.com - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This bites. (And I mean that in a good way.) So if your other parodies aren't autobiographical, surely this one is?
AussieBullDog - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Another great job, Melhi!
Melhi - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks AussieBullDog! Hey and thanks for those URLs, I had missed some that I could rate and I enjoyed them very much. :) Spaff, thanks and... darn it, you've got me, this is the one!
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Angel, Angelus, Spike, Lestat, Nosferatu, and Dracula all agree - this parody's worth 555 pints of Type A Positive !
Melhi - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny!
Phil Alexander - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments... I must have missed this first time around: "Longer in the tooth".. very clever :-)
Melhi - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil!
Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Vivid song, good job! I also enjoyed looking at your website.
Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! Glad you enjoyed the site, you're probably its only visitor in a long time.
pre-wipe tally - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing - 14 fives, 2 twos
Funny - 9 fives, 4 fours, 2 threes, 1 two
Overall - 10 fives, 3 fours, 1 three, 2 twos
Lestat - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Itīs been a burden for 555 years...
White Ant - August 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Just stumbling across this one...5-5-5.
White Ant - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Just making sure my vote registered...looks like it did (altho it's hard to tell due to last year's pre-wipe tally).
Melhi - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks White Ant and a very belated thanks to Lestat!

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