Song Parodies -> Addicted to Blood
| Original Song Title: | "Addicted to Love" |
| Original Performer: | Robert Palmer |
| Parody Song Title: | "Addicted to Blood" |
| Parody Written by: | MooRocca |
The night has come and you've just turned
You're dry, must slake your thirst
Your heart's stopped, he's dug your grave
A little bite is what you crave
You can't sleep, you must feed
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Her throat is ripe, she can't breathe
A little bite is all you need
Whoa, you used to think that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah
Your longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood.
You have the time, but swift you speed
You're rushing out to fill your needs
You're so tweaked, your nostrils wide
A little bite and you'll be fine, a one track mind
You can't be saved
Mortality is all you crave
Since there's none left for you
You don't mind what you do
Whoa, you used to thing that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah.
You're longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood (x5)
The night has come, it's time to hunt
Your will's not overcome
Your prey relents, your teeth grind
A little bite and she'll be fine
Whoa, you used to think that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah
You're longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood (x 5)
You're dry, must slake your thirst
Your heart's stopped, he's dug your grave
A little bite is what you crave
You can't sleep, you must feed
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Her throat is ripe, she can't breathe
A little bite is all you need
Whoa, you used to think that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah
Your longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood.
You have the time, but swift you speed
You're rushing out to fill your needs
You're so tweaked, your nostrils wide
A little bite and you'll be fine, a one track mind
You can't be saved
Mortality is all you crave
Since there's none left for you
You don't mind what you do
Whoa, you used to thing that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah.
You're longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood.
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood (x5)
The night has come, it's time to hunt
Your will's not overcome
Your prey relents, your teeth grind
A little bite and she'll be fine
Whoa, you used to think that it was fictional fluff
Oh yeah
You're longer in the tooth, today
You can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to blood
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood (x 5)
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Nice pacing!
I must say , It's one of your best so far.
Thanks Lebeiw & Wildman! I wasn't sure on this one -- and with the voting split, I'm still not sure.
Wasn't sure if this was gonna be about Buffy or some lawyers I've met.
Rick, sorry I didn't see your comment on this one, before! Alas, it's just a generic movie vampire. Thanks for the read & rate, though! :)
This bites. (And I mean that in a good way.) So if your other parodies aren't autobiographical, surely this one is?
Another great job, Melhi!
Thanks AussieBullDog! Hey and thanks for those URLs, I had missed some that I could rate and I enjoyed them very much. :) Spaff, thanks and... darn it, you've got me, this is the one!
Angel, Angelus, Spike, Lestat, Nosferatu, and Dracula all agree - this parody's worth 555 pints of Type A Positive !
Thanks Johnny!
Thanks for the comments... I must have missed this first time around: "Longer in the tooth".. very clever :-)
Thanks Phil!
Vivid song, good job! I also enjoyed looking at your website.
Thanks Jeff! Glad you enjoyed the site, you're probably its only visitor in a long time.
Pacing - 14 fives, 2 twos
Funny - 9 fives, 4 fours, 2 threes, 1 two
Overall - 10 fives, 3 fours, 1 three, 2 twos
Funny - 9 fives, 4 fours, 2 threes, 1 two
Overall - 10 fives, 3 fours, 1 three, 2 twos
It´s been a burden for 555 years...
Just stumbling across this one...5-5-5.
Just making sure my vote registered...looks like it did (altho it's hard to tell due to last year's pre-wipe tally).
Thanks White Ant and a very belated thanks to Lestat!
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