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Song Parodies -> "I Really Dont Like Bio(Classroom Opera Number 6)"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start The Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"I Really Dont Like Bio(Classroom Opera Number 6)"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

reproduction, parts of brains, vagina, dict'mus key,
echnosystem, Gregor Mendel, and the bronchia's
Charles Darwin, sun position, mitocondr'a, Nervous system,
new urea, old urea, even kidney stones
all the nerves, neuron, big headache, insul-on
sandstone, that Pavlov guy, and the node of Renvier
muscle power, vaccine, what comes on out when you pee,
pro-amino, metabolic, small intestine, big size

I really don't like bio,
gets my wheels a-turning
all this useless learning
I really don't like bio
on the desk, my book sits
and the notes within it

there's osmosis, the Earth's core, caffeine shrivels blood vessels
Salmonella, man's behavior, what is nose snot
pul'tion, and a pond, what is in pee, ur'one,
breathe air in through skin pores, conduct experiments
Einstein, need trees, tests are really not easy,
ball in socket, bones in hands, bones in the knee, moving limbs
cell wall, body rest, cause of famine, insects,
human race, decay rate, and antibiotics

I really don't like bio,
gets my wheels a-turning
all this useless learning
I really don't like bio
on the desk, my book sits
and the notes within it

eyes blood shot, big blood clot, take Mylanta, tetchiness shot
you're sick, got pink eye, putting on calor-ieeees
ev'lution, mating call, egg will rest in cervix walls
heart chamber, how you die, rectum, anus, intestine
hemoglobin, ox'gen, once monkeys, lozenges
blood platelets, stuffed nose, towards the heart's where blood flows
new tooth, broken knee, what's the contents of your pee
Moose's antlers, blood flow, belching in vibrato

I really don't like bio,
gets my wheels a-turning
all this useless learning
I really don't like bio
on the desk, my book sits
and the notes within it

in the brain, iceman, water runoff on land,
humans, pepsin, blood cells fight invasion
survival of the fittest, adapt to environment,
what's piss, got phlegm, glucose and gluca-gin
marrow, muscle flex, what happens during sex
it don't pay, class is gay, who cares 'bout it anyway

I really don't like bio,
gets my wheels a-turning
all this useless learning
I really don't like bio
on the desk, my book sits
and the notes within it

Birth control, and matin', sun position back again,
flu shot, nose snot, sensory, and neurons
platelet, plankton, stimuli, nerves supported by the spine,
brain cells are disappearing, kinda like that Alzheimer's

small intestine, mitosis, the urethra, meiosis,
blood platelets, oxygen, AIDS, crack, 'mino acids
amylase in saliva, fat beneath the skin layer,
glands secrete hormones of course, I can't take it any more

I really don't like bio,
gets my wheels a-turning
all this useless learning
I really don't like bio
class is annoying
yeah it takes too long long long long...
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Rock Princess - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I see studying about the contents of pee was really traumatizng... LOL! Thank God we never studied *that*, as far as I can remember.... Great job!!! :)
lebeiw15 - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job... maybe mentioned "pee" a little too much, but, hey... =)
Meriadoc - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent parody Michael! And I concur with the above comments - don't really recall that much pee (or snot) in biology - sounds like a parody ploy to me! :-D
Tone-Def - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
i remember studying the contents of pee and how its made in bio class. The liver converts toxic ammonia to less toxic urea in the liver and then that goes to the kidneys and through some complicated process involving the loop of henle it combines with water and salt and then goes through the ureter, stop in the bladder, then out through the urethra. Don't remember much about snot through. Oh yeah about the parody i think you stuck some earth science in there but i'm going to give you 4's anyway for the effort
Wild Man - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I bet you could do a whole song , just on the kidney, You know the distal conveluted tubual , and such! Great Science-Fact parody!
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best School Parody
MIKE HYLAND - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT...IM BRINGING THIS TO CLASS AND GETTING EXTRA CREDIT FROM IT

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