-> "Bangin' Out The Hits"
Original Song Title:
"Puttin' On The Ritz"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bangin' Out The Hits"
The Lyrics
Have you seen what got concealed
In bat racks at Wrigley Field?
At that famous sports venue,
I could hit like Rod Carew
With the power of Babe Ruth.
But don't ask me for the truth
Because it is the pits
Not getting any hits!
When the hits stop falling in
And nitwits start calling in
To sports talk twits
Ripping me to bits,
Then it's time to pad my stats
Going to wine shops with my bats
Finding cork that fits
Bangin' out the hits.
Left hand power pitchers I am scarin'
Trying hard to play like Henry Aaron.
Very darin'!
Watch me fix my batting slumps
With corked sticks to fool the umps
Givin' pitchers' fits,
Bangin' out the hits.
All of today's heroes realize
It's OK to tell a few lies.
We misfits.
Will not call it quits.
If you ask me questions, I get silly
Trying to act like Milli Vanilli
And Slick Willie!
Winning awards or elections
Always gives us big erections.
I won't quit
Bangin' out the hits,
Bangin' out the hits,
Bangin' out the hits!
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