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Song Parodies -> "Im A Dead Man"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Im A Dead Man"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Ok, this parody is about some idiot who gets slapped in the head and he thinks that he is dying. Enjoy and Peace---Ghetto John.
Is it Tim? Is it John?
Or My cousin Ron?
who the heck could it be?
it is him, is it her
Its all such a blur
It makes no sense to me

watching the U.S Open
And frankly it really bites

Its not right
I may die
Hey dead man
Who the heck just slapped my head?

Someones thong, Someones tights
These are clues tonight
And they arent snow white
Battle Ship, Game Of Life
If you dont have a life
Log on to Amiright

watching the U.S Open
And frankly it really bites

Its not right
I may die
Hey dead man
Who the heck just slapped my head?

Now call up the police
(Now call up the police)
Someones acting really cheap
(Someones acting really cheap)
Someones hand, just hit my head
(Someones hand, just hit my head)
Im surprised that Im not dead
(Im surprised that Im not dead)

Here comes the medics, Here comes the morg
Give Tommy Joe my Cyber Borgs
But if by chance, That I should live
Then I will Indian Give

Its not right
I may die
Hey dead man
Who the heck just slapped my head?

Its not right
I may die
Hey dead man
Who the heck just slapped my head?
Rest In Peace---Monaco Chris.

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Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Not great. The pacing was good, but I've liked your other songs better.

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