-> "Our House (Will Never Be Clean)"
Original Song Title:
"Our House"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Our House (Will Never Be Clean)"
The Lyrics
Kitchen sink's coated with rust,
Oxyclean is now a must,
My friends are lighting up downstairs
It's place where rats won't sleep
I don't go to sleep, barefeet,
Floor's dirtier than the ground.
Our house, it's also called a trash heap,
Our house, it will never be clean
Our house it's always loud,
There usually something breaking,
Now the roof's falling down,
Our mum's never seen the floor,
And cardboard is our front door,
Bigger messes are against the law.
Our house, a place the roaches will not sleep
Our house, it will never be clean
Our house, it's like a nuclear plant
Our house, it will never be clean
When you see fumes, then you've got to get away from it
The biggest fear for garbagemen,
Our gutter's made of soda cans,
Then mom sends the kids to school
Sees them off with a small kiss
And in their lunches, moist toilettes,
That's used for days.
Our house, is filled up with toxic waste
Our house, it will never be clean
I remember way back then when everything was clean and when
We would have such a very good time, such a clean time
Such a tidy time
And I remember how we'd pick up little wastes everyday,
Then we'd say nothing would come between our clean homestead.
Takes three hours just to clean,
Our bedroom and kitchen sink,
There's always a mess, here and there.
When people sniff, they always scream,
Come on by, see what I mean,
You won't hang around
Our house, it a home that we won't keep,
Our house, it's cheaper than Motel 6, see.
Our house, we pay the garbagemen a fee,
Our house, it will never be clean ...
Our house, was a place that we could sleep
Our house, now the rats won't even sleep
Our house, off the floor was where we'd eat
Our house, if you do now you'll get diseased.
Our house, I know it will never be clean.
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