We came in the car, in the car, in the car Verse 1
We got towed away in the car
I rang mum and said wait for me, wait for me
We have broken down wait for me

O Darius and Gareth, I've watched you on T.V. Chorus
A great many times
And time goes by so slowly until we get to the red doors
Lots of steps to climb
I wave my banner x3 (for you)

Ainsley brought a hat that was blue, that was blue Verse 2
Stan gave us a ticket that was blue
We were told to join back of queue, back of queue
An old man told us join back of queue

Chorus