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Song Parodies -> "Cram (For Your Tests)"

Original Song Title:

"Stand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Cram (For Your Tests)"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

I'm a pro procrastinator
Cram for your history quiz
(Night before)
It's procrastination,
Why didn't you study before
Now cram for your nightly homework
(And your tests)
Think about your history quiz,
Why didn't you study before

If you are confused, check with your text
Carry a notebook, some paper and pens
You want to go out, and play some football
Your head will never, remember it all

Cram for your history quiz
(Night before)
It's procrastination,
Why didn't you study before
Now cram for your nightly homework
(And your tests)
Think about your history quiz,
Why didn't you study before

You want to go out, with friends to the mall
Your head will never, remember it all
If worksheets were easy, you wouldn't be failing
Listen to teachers
You'd rather be sailing

Cram for your history quiz
(Night before)
It's procrastination,
Why didn't you study before
Now cram for your nightly homework
(And your tests)
Think about your history quiz,
Why didn't you study before

If worksheets were easy, you wouldn't be failing
Listen to teachers,
You'd rather be sailing
You want to go, and play basketball
Your head will never, remember it all

So cram (Cram!)
Night before
It's procrastination, why didn't you study before
Now cram (Cram!)
For your tests
Think about your history quiz,
Why didn't you study?

Cram for your history quiz
(Night before)
It's procrastination,
Why didn't you study before
Now cram for your nightly homework
(And your tests)
Think about your history quiz,
Why didn't you study before

Cram for your algebra test (Night before)
Cram for your final exams (And your tests)
You want to go out with friends to the mall (Cram for your history quiz)
Your head will never remember it all,
So cram.
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Rock Princess - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
As the author of "Ode To Math Finals" and "History" - I love it!!!
Wild Man - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I have to agree, there is something wrong about tests. Mostly they are hardly straight foward. Don't we all usally forget what we CRAM for anyway.
Billy Florio - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
"I always wanted to be a procrastinator...never got around to it"........that was the quote under my name in my high school yearbook lol.....
lebeiw15 - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
All 1s? Oh my...
Rice Cube - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
1-guy sure is lame, eh? I tried to offset him. Good parody, man.
lebeiw15 - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I notice he hit you too, Rice... =( Thanks for everyone's comments.

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