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Song Parodies -> "The Juice Is Better Than the Coke"

Original Song Title:

"The Chase Is Better Than the Catch"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Juice Is Better Than the Coke"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Some guy who commented on my last Motorhead parody, Gatorade, first suggested that I do this parody. I wasn't serious about it until today.
Dehydrated, a dime I had,
I was nearing dehydration,
The vender had pop and beer,
That stuff gives deprivation,
I want something that will never fizz,
Has vitamins,this is not a quiz,
Treat 'em like babies, here's a fact:
You know the juice is better than the Coke

I drink pop on certain levels, juice unfetched
Vitamins A, B, C, and D
I like a little innocent drink,
I mean, drinks without carbons
I love pop baby, but not enough,
It's bad like wine, prefer the punch,
If I'd bought a Coke, I'd kick my own ass,
You know the juice is better than the Coke

Bought some Hi-C, at a local grocery
Has Vitamin C
And when it's hot, Coca-Cola's not
You know you need Vitamin B
Spent my money on Hi-C, not beer
Spent my money on juice from pears
Spent my money, on a drink that ain't no snack,
You know the juice is better than the Coke

No! Not Coca-Cola!
Don't drink Cola!

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Snaggletoth - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
As you might be able to tell from my nickname (though deliberately spelled "wrong"), Motörhead is my favourite band of all time! With almost 250 songs recorded it´s about time they got some parodies done here. I would have done it myself already, if it wasn´t for the fact that I like them so much that it feels like a (personal) sacriledge to dig into their songs and work them like that. :-) Anyway, that doesn´t stop me from enjoying reading what others can do to them. I might even pass along the occasional idea or two. Here´s a couple to start with. "Ace of Spades" could be redone as "Ass of Spades - The Saddam deck of cards version". "Joy of labour" could be redone as "Pain of labor" and this one above, "The chase is better than the catch" could, a bit more suitable if you´re familiar with Lemmy´s experienced believes, be redone as "JD (Jack Daniels) is better than the drugs".
Lemmy - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Btw, Snaggletoth, Ace of Spades hasalready been parodied as "Gatorade" by this same dude. Anyway, I also dig this killer parody, dude!
Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, although I'm a little upset about your grouping beer in with soda =)
Floyd's Garage - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job fellow Motorhead fan. If you get a moment, check out my own parody of 'Ace of Spades'. I call it 'The Mayonaisse'. Rock on brother.
Britney Spears - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I love Motorhead! Just wait till Lemmy hears my version of The Ace of Spades! :) He'll love it! Anyway, I give this parody all 5's!

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