Song Parodies -> Help Me Jane Fonda
| Original Song Title: | "Help Me Rhonda" |
| Original Performer: | Brian Wilson & The Beach Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Help Me Jane Fonda" |
| Parody Written by: | Too Rich Olson |
I've been waitin' a whole raft of years for somedamnbody to get around to makin' a Bluegrass Beachboys Album.And while I'm waitin' I borried a tune of their'n to help along an idee that's been "doin' in my head" recently. Like me, the Beach Boys were never ones to pass up a good tune, even if they didn't write it.
HELP ME RHONDA (help me Jane Fonda)
Medium Bluegrass rock
1) When I say The Pledge the God part you won't hear.
Wasn't there when I learn't it, and to me it still sounds queer.
The Pledge worked fine back then,
Through two wars way back when.
Please help me Rhonda
Get it out of The Pledge!
Chorus:
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help me Rhonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me, Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Get it out of The Pledge!
2) I must'a said The Pledge about six thousand times.
I guess the Gov'MINT could a-rest me for all them crimes.
Those down in D.C.
Must be nearer my God than me.
I neejata help me Rhonda
Get it out of The Pledge!
Chorus
3) Onc't upon a time I used to get my religion at home.
Then they told us we had to recite God Poems.
At school they tell us God is great,
And they make us meditate
Please help me, Rhonda!
Get it out of the schools!
Chorus
Some folks 'round here want Commandments on the school house walls.
Else kids'll be makin' graven images in the halls.
And causin' all manner of strife
Covetin' their neighbor's wife.
You gotta help, help me Rhonda
Get'm outta my school.
Chorus:
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help me Rhonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me, Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Get'm outta my school.
In Jesus' name Rhonda, Get'm outta my school.
In Jesus' name Rhonda, Get'm outta my school.
In Jesus' name Rhonda, Get'm outta my school.
Help me, Rhonda
(Fade out ending)
spoken loud (with lotsa reverb) "Amen Bros & Dobros!"
Medium Bluegrass rock
1) When I say The Pledge the God part you won't hear.
Wasn't there when I learn't it, and to me it still sounds queer.
The Pledge worked fine back then,
Through two wars way back when.
Please help me Rhonda
Get it out of The Pledge!
Chorus:
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help me Rhonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me, Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Get it out of The Pledge!
2) I must'a said The Pledge about six thousand times.
I guess the Gov'MINT could a-rest me for all them crimes.
Those down in D.C.
Must be nearer my God than me.
I neejata help me Rhonda
Get it out of The Pledge!
Chorus
3) Onc't upon a time I used to get my religion at home.
Then they told us we had to recite God Poems.
At school they tell us God is great,
And they make us meditate
Please help me, Rhonda!
Get it out of the schools!
Chorus
Some folks 'round here want Commandments on the school house walls.
Else kids'll be makin' graven images in the halls.
And causin' all manner of strife
Covetin' their neighbor's wife.
You gotta help, help me Rhonda
Get'm outta my school.
Chorus:
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help me Rhonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me, Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help, Help Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Help me Jane Fonda!
Help me, Rhonda! Get'm outta my school.
In Jesus' name Rhonda, Get'm outta my school.
In Jesus' name Rhonda, Get'm outta my school.
In Jesus' name Rhonda, Get'm outta my school.
Help me, Rhonda
(Fade out ending)
spoken loud (with lotsa reverb) "Amen Bros & Dobros!"
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Um, why do you want Jane Fonda to help you?
Good parody. I have a good idea to replace 'under God" which was inserted by McCarthyists. How bout "One nation, many religions or lack thereof, indivisible..." I think that's really what the country's supposed to be about, and "under God" implicitly connotes the Christian God to the exclusion of all other religions or nonreligious beliefs.
Why does he want Jane Fonda to help him? Because he'd like to tick off Ted Turner, and she has some experience in that area. Maybe he should talk to Ted about how to push Jane's buttons.
Excellent job. Jane Fonda used to be a peace activist, went to North Viet Nam, was branded an ultra liberal. That was before she met Ted Turner. Just so you know...
Turner and Fonda deserve each other
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