Song Parodies -> Ivanescence - Bring Me The Knife
| Original Song Title: | "Bring Me To Life" |
| Original Performer: | Evanescence |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ivanescence - Bring Me The Knife" |
| Parody Written by: | Ivan |
It's about cannibilism.
How can I eat out your whole eyes like hors d'oeuvres?
Crunching you down into your core
Your liver just like gum
Your body's cold
I'll need to put it in the stove
Until its temperature is good,
I'll eat
You whole
-CHORUS-
[Eat me up] Put the pork aside
[Swallow it up] I'll eat out your insides
[BITE ME] People taste good pickled, baked, or fried
[Eat me up] In a hotdog bun
[Swallow it up] Served with a won ton
[BITE ME] I'd eat you if you were my own loved one
Pork, beef, chicken, or rainbow trout
Those still can't beat it
I'm getting hungry I need a meal
Bring me
The knife
-CHORUS-
[Eat me up] Put the pork aside
[Swallow it up] I'll eat out your insides
[BITE ME] People taste good pickled, baked, or fried
[Eat me up] In a hotdog bun
[Swallow it up] Served with a won ton
[BITE ME] I'd eat you if you were my own loved one
{Bring me the knife}
I'll eat you with fries...Or toasted on rye
{Bring me the knife}
Empty inside without a munch
Without some people in me
Only humans taste this good I'll take a bite
You may think I'm, I'm sick or disgusting
But that's okay, that just means some more food for me
I've have eaten hundreds recently
Hate to pick out all of their nose rings
Without a doubt, I once tried, a girl scout
{I'll bite off their ear}
You must give it a try
Bring me the knife
-CHORUS-
[Eat me up] Put the pork aside
[Swallow it up] I'll eat out your insides
[BITE ME] People taste good pickled, baked, or fried
[Eat me up] In a hotdog bun
[Swallow it up] Served with a won ton
[BITE ME] I'd eat you if you were my own loved one
{Bring me the knife}
I'll eat you with fries...Or toasted on rye
{Bring me the knife}
Crunching you down into your core
Your liver just like gum
Your body's cold
I'll need to put it in the stove
Until its temperature is good,
I'll eat
You whole
-CHORUS-
[Eat me up] Put the pork aside
[Swallow it up] I'll eat out your insides
[BITE ME] People taste good pickled, baked, or fried
[Eat me up] In a hotdog bun
[Swallow it up] Served with a won ton
[BITE ME] I'd eat you if you were my own loved one
Pork, beef, chicken, or rainbow trout
Those still can't beat it
I'm getting hungry I need a meal
Bring me
The knife
-CHORUS-
[Eat me up] Put the pork aside
[Swallow it up] I'll eat out your insides
[BITE ME] People taste good pickled, baked, or fried
[Eat me up] In a hotdog bun
[Swallow it up] Served with a won ton
[BITE ME] I'd eat you if you were my own loved one
{Bring me the knife}
I'll eat you with fries...Or toasted on rye
{Bring me the knife}
Empty inside without a munch
Without some people in me
Only humans taste this good I'll take a bite
You may think I'm, I'm sick or disgusting
But that's okay, that just means some more food for me
I've have eaten hundreds recently
Hate to pick out all of their nose rings
Without a doubt, I once tried, a girl scout
{I'll bite off their ear}
You must give it a try
Bring me the knife
-CHORUS-
[Eat me up] Put the pork aside
[Swallow it up] I'll eat out your insides
[BITE ME] People taste good pickled, baked, or fried
[Eat me up] In a hotdog bun
[Swallow it up] Served with a won ton
[BITE ME] I'd eat you if you were my own loved one
{Bring me the knife}
I'll eat you with fries...Or toasted on rye
{Bring me the knife}
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HILARIOUS. Straight 5's from me.
SIMPLY ASTOUNDING, LIKE A BIRD IN A TOASTER SMOTHERED IN GRAVY WITH A SIDE OF FRIES IN BACON JUICE BAKED IN AN OVEN OF GOLD!
eww. major dis. so disgustin.
This made me laugh so hard...unfortunately, at the time I was in the "quiet time" section of the library and got (more or less) kicked out. Thanks a lot - I'll give you all 5's anyway.
Sweet lol. Im not as smart as this kid Ivan here so I am not intelligent enough to write a parody. Awesome version LOL simply hilarious.
Its so good only random deaths served luke warm with a cherry on top beats it...and only I have seen a few of those ^^
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